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I love when I’m off work and my fat fucking chud boss texts me about how to use a bailer that we have had for years like FUCK YOU!

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All I want is no gas tax and some gun law shit removed is it that hard to ask for in this fuckass state

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 BREAKING — Xavier Becerra (D) is now projected to WIN the California gubernatorial primary.

Steve Hilton (R) only trails by 16,000, and ONLY 66% of the vote has been counted.

Final results are NOT expected until early July...

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Clean and jerk still has to be the funniest gym thing like I clean and jerk every weekend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@copdhaver Power out cat tricks Americas got talent worthy

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@copdhaver finger condoms so my fingers dont get chlamydia

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small phone :c

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What the fuck did I just watch I can’t believe he did this on real tv!!!!

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@copdhaver As someone with experience depends

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@copdhaver

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@copdhaver Please no

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@copdhaver What is even going on making out first base nexking like what dude

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@copdhaver Honestly I never thought about it that way but you couldn’t be anymore right

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@copdhaver Cappuccino Assassino, Ballerina Cappuccina, Bombardiro Crocodilo, and most importantly Tung Tung Tung Sahur

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How about you give me a rim job?

[No Guns In Canada 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🟧🇬🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇩🇰 @NoGunsInCanada]

Nobody should be better with firearms than cops.

Ban competitive shooting

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One of the merchandisers at my store was telling me about how we rode rage so hard he flashed his gun at someone on the road at a red light one easy way to get killed

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@copdhaver Depends is it like a pb&j or like a Michelin star meal

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@copdhaver Vod review “went to deep there” “has to be a jungle player cause he fucks like it’s his first time”

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@copdhaver Oh whys that

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Passed my lead blood level test with fly colors (I’m 75% higher then normal)

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@copdhaver It kind of looks like a pussy, bro