The Diary of a Midwest Gay

Part time silly goose, full-time friend of Dorothy‘s 🏳️‍🌈

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

Imagine actually living in a country that treats you with equality.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Did you implode or were you imploding?

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

“You can be my boyfriend, but I’m not your girlfriend”

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

How many times has tr*mp been charged

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

“Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird,’ I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”
~ Wanda Sykes

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

Spent the weekend moonlighting as a straight man

[C3PMeme @C3PMeme]

New Bud Light Endorsement?

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

@mCase513 Hey same!

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Were you serving cunt or are you just a cunt

[Zach @zjfrank13]

Gays on Mother’s Day: This day is for my rock, my best friend, the woman who loves me unconditionally, love you to the moon and back

Gays on Father’s Day: Shout out to all the DADDIES 😜 who have called me GOOD BOY 💦 can’t wait to celebrate at the Eagle tonight 😈

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

He wants to post hole on main so bad I just know it.

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

I don’t ask how you pray, so please don’t ask how I fuck.

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

@quinneverett just joined, cheek swab will be done as soon as I’m home from Miami!

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

oh my god

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

“Who is Maya Angelou? Is that a ninja turtle?” - Michael

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Gotta say, I’m a fan of the new Bud Light billboards.

[The Diary of a Midwest Gay @DiaryMidwest]

What do we need to do to get @charlieputh to post pole on main??

[Hispanic! at the disco @thediscohisp]

ARTPOTUS is coming

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

“I wish you well”