rey

I'm strong with the force, I guess | check out my friends @DiaryOfFinn @DiaryOfPoe

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

Shit
Your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car
Don't act like you forgot
l call the shots, shots, shots

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

me @ kylo ren

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

Poe and Finn told me I should watch The L Word

what is the l word???

light saber? leia? log? lettuce? ljedi?

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

things are...

peculiar

in space

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

someone said something about me and a "tomb raider"

why would I raid someone's tomb?

I'm not into necrophilia.

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

gotta blast

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

Poe got me a gift
it was a bulletproof vest

5 mins later someone accidentally shot a gun and I got hit in the chest while wearing it

weird

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

@DiaryOfRey where are the 8 people who liked this? I want to have a chat...

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

why is there an EWOK in my SHIP

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

who would make a better president?

rt for me

like for donald trump

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

kylo tried to hit on me by making a light saber innuendo

does he...

does he know...

that we might be related???

[Finn @DiaryOfFinn]

dear diary

space is confusing and Poe acts like he knows where we're going, he doesn't.

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

hooked up with a girl in her living room

her dad came home at an... inopportune moment

ran faster than that one time on Jakku

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

say what you want about me but I'm the one hanging out with a goddess💅🏼

[TR-8R @DiaryOfTR8R]

So @DiaryOfRey and I are hunting @DiaryOfPoe. Poe stole 3 of Rey's chicken nuggets. Traitorous bastard...

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

@DiaryOfPoe your ass about to be hunted for eating my chicken nuggets. catch me on the dark side for a hot minute. https://t.co/J918uzLd1Y

[TR-8R @DiaryOfTR8R]

@DiaryOfRey We've got a traitor. Shall we go find him?

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

I don't have to light my pants on fire for me to be LIT 💅🏼 https://t.co/XSHKKbatw1

[Finn @DiaryOfFinn]

dear diary

BB8 lit my pants on fire AGAIN

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

Poe said he wouldn't eat my left overs and when I looked in the fridge 3 of my chicken nuggets were missing https://t.co/84PCFU55AD

[TR-8R @DiaryOfTR8R]

@DiaryOfRey Amen. I've been looking for traitors. Do you know where I might find one?

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

dear diary

sorry I've been gone

hella space shit to do, ya know?

[rey @DiaryOfRey]

obi wan is gonna kill me. the disrespect. I'm about to whoop some ghost ass. https://t.co/hOMSIm5jcr