Beep

I am Beep I am a kitan I like pleyin wiv leafs

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Went to get my balz chopped off thu other dai turnz out I don't have any I am a woman I am angrie

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No more hoomans

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Der is a bush outsyd that wil bee mi new hum

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Female hooman tried to get mi out wiv treats i not stoopid

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Todaie I escayped five tyms. It was gr8.

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I lyk lyin in the baff tub hoomans put watur in it sumtimes thou silly it iz mi bed

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@TheTwoSibes Little hooman dogs are scarie

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No one givs me attenshun so I am sittin here

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@ReplabJohn Male hooman female hooman sayz you arr cummin home Mundai I will leav you presant 🙃

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Male hooman iz comin home in Mundai female hooman letz mi on the bed wen he not heyre don't want him tu comme home i am angrie

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Female hooman givz me a choyse wat to eat for mi dinner but I can't replie so I alwais end up wiv cat fuud I want pissa silly hooman

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Female hoomanz buttum iz so comfee I lyk tooo hav a nap on it. #bownceecastl

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@sandmjones I hav a fyn buttom female hooman says iz cute so I put it in her fayce

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@sandmjones Don't tell me to chil owt now I am more angrie

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Tryen to tweet 2 my loyel followerz der is no privacie in this haus I am angrie

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@sandmjones Dunt bee pickie I am a tweeten kittan

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Male hooman made a prezant in the scari water ruum. Didnoot get tuld off. I am angrie.

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@sandmjones Thnx female hooman

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Found owt I am not invytid to female hooman graduation. Afta all the prezents I give her. Ungr8full.

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Female hooman keepz talkin to me.
Can't talk can I she stoopid