Dib

#JailedByOurLordAndSaviorJhonenVasquez #FightingAgainstFateSince2012 (Jailed acct for @DibTheEarthBoy) [@ZimTheSpaceBoy's] [age 18] [NSFW]

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@triggerhappyNS "Yes, well I- Wait," Dib paused mid defense, registering what Dawson had said. "You.. know aliens? Really?"

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@triggerhappyNS --had accused him of lying even though he hadn't said a thing. "I know how this looks, but - I'm not crazy!"

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@triggerhappyNS --thought I did, but it was just this. I'm not making this up, though!!," he adds frantically, bristling as though Dawson --

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@triggerhappyNS Dib emerges from under the slide, awkwardly holding a rubber chicken and looking incredibly sheepish. "....no. I, uh, --

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@triggerhappyNS (( hcckej yeah I'm still alive sorry this is so late

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@triggerhappyNS -- under a slide attached to a playground in the backyard. [No worries! I'm the one always taking forever to reply ^^;;]

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@triggerhappyNS "Aha!" Dib yelled abruptly, darting forward in a mad scramble of awkwardly long limbs and a swoosh of his cape, diving --

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@AcrylicGores [He sighs in relief as he puts his glasses back on, muttering to himself] Why does everyone always DO that.

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@AcrylicGores //Dib has enough problems without being furniture

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@AcrylicGores Cause I- [jumping to try and grab them] -need them to see!!!

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@AcrylicGores W- Hey! I need those! [Desperately and blindly reaching for the stolen eyewear]

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@AcrylicGores -- [A fairly blunt question]

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@AcrylicGores Uhhmm. [Another step away, unsure of what's going on but definitely uncomfortable with it] Why are you doing that? --

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@AcrylicGores //BUT SAME BECAUSE I HEADCANON (MY) DIB HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA- I'VE LITERALLY TAKEN ONE OF THOSE "DIAGNOSIS TESTS" AS HIM

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@AcrylicGores //IN OREGON WHO WILL COME FIGURE OUT IF YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED FOR YOU I WASN'T AWARE THIS STUFF WAS REAL I'M IN TOO DEEP

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@AcrylicGores // I HAVE A FOLDER ON MY WEB BROWSER TITLED 'PARANORMAL JUNK' AND IT HAS A WEBPAGE IN IT FOR A TEAM OF PARANORMAL INSPECTORS--

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@DibThEarthBoy //Because like
Dib would know

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//So basically if I don't reply right away it's because I'm looking up some bullshit like "has anyone proven the existence of zombies"

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@DibThEarthBoy //Dib:
BASILISK VS COCKATRICE?
ARE ZOMBIES REAL
DO CRYPTOZOOLOGISTS BELIVE IN FAUNS
ARE THERE PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS?

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@DibThEarthBoy // For all of these I can at least feel like I'm learning something cultural or useful but then we get