🦅Dicecali🦍✪

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[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

I need new mutuals
If you engage in tweets, follow me and I'll follow back asap 🤲🙏💯❤️

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

If I had the chance to meet you again, I'd block you from day one.

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

You find 8 envelopes

A. The date you die
B. Your future net worth
C. Your soulmate's name
D. Who betrayed you
E. Who truly loves you
F. Your biggest regret
G. What happens after death
H. The meaning of your life

You can open ONE

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

See mirror wey I buy for ikorodu💔

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

My toxic trait is I'll let things slide a million times then randomly decide today is the day everybody learns a lesson.

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

i have no desire to prove to a woman that i'm the better option

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

“You look like a fresher”

Nobody go fit separate us that day

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

If you see me with woman, na lash tech I dey learn

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

“Come over naw”

I be your mate?

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

Very busy week, Please if you can't reach me text my Babe

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

If u later call am luck, na there me and you go get problem

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

E no believe time wey i reply am

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

If I ever remove a loved one from my life, know that it took a lot for me to get there. I have a habit of holding onto the smallest bit of good i see in people.
So if I decide to walk away, it's because i was pushed beyond what love, compassion, and grace could no longer excuse.

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

I want to handcuff you to the bed and eat your pussy till you cry

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

Police catch me today dey search my phone. We still dey here dey laugh.
Memes won Kee the werey
He say he go add me up for more 😂💔

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

I don see Wetin make avatar hide for 100 years

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

“You're a dry texter”

No vex I no wan enter talking stage by mistake again.

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

If una like no put me on una go send me 2k tire

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

I dey quick let people go my bro, I no be pharaoh.

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

Primary school crazy gan. You fit just dey do classwork make your seat partner vomit indomie and beans beside you 😭😂

[🦅Dicecali🦍✪ @Dicecali_001]

They see intentional man they shock, The man afford everybody.

They no believe am 😂