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Lone-outlaw-raver || 'silence speaks'

[Siki @Dicey_16]

Twitter has been a nice place to be for sometime now
I reply to whoever/whatever and say/post whatever knowing I will get little or no reaction😂........being unknown is fun at times though.

[🗿 @b0ymanager]

I go filmhouse sidan up up with my babe & she don dey get nasty thoughts

I dey try luke well make I dey shaw say na only us dey the fullback .

b4 I confirm her head don loss go my laps
spiderman film come sweeeeeeet >>

[Siki @Dicey_16]

@zenunivrse Afar Zen

[Siki @Dicey_16]

@HonitelHQ @PerfectGM4 @Lilmax_16 our own story sopos be better thread lol

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

I’m anti-boarding school like maddd! If you check my page, you’ll see that I’m very vocal about my stance. DO NOT send your children to boarding school! The downside is wayyy more than the upside.

All those talks about “boarding school shaped me,” yada yada, is just copium. Anyone who attended one, especially from JSS1–SS3, needs to see a therapist.

* I eat too fast. I literally have to tell myself to calm down, that nobody is counting for me anymore.

* I do not know how to miss people. Not friends. Not family. Not people I care about. It is not as though I don’t love them; I have just lost the ability to miss people. Out of sight = out of mind.

* Do you know that a decade later, I still dream about boarding school every other week? I’m sure a lot of people who attended one can relate as well.

* In boarding school, you are bullied so much that, at some point, it starts feeling like your new normal. And the reason that pattern is never broken is because the SS1 students you bullied in SS3 are desperately waiting for their own turn when they get to SS3, so they can finally do the same thing to the new set of SS1 students. A vicious cycle.

I’m not here to invalidate anyone’s experience. Some of you may argue that the best six years of your life were the ones you spent in boarding school. Those of you who share this sentiment are the minority.

No child should spend the formative years of their life in a boarding school. If I co-exist with someone who attended one for just one hour, I can already tell because of the similar habits, often bad ones, that we share. You end up always on edge. It is bad.

Imagine waking up every day of your life as a teenager by 5:30am, knowing fully well that no matter how well-behaved you are, there is always some punishment or strokes of the cane, belt, hanger, chain, cutlass, or slaps lurking around for you.

You are either sitting on your head, hanging on the wall, frog-jumping, rolling in the mud, crawling long distances on gravel, giving up your meals and provisions to your seniors, as a TEENAGER.

Imagine someone giving you N100 to go to the tuck shop, buy something worth N500, and still be asked to return N200 change?

Imagine having to hide to eat your own provisions, hiding your cutlery, belt, sandals, perfumes, e.t.c., simply because someone can just tell you to hand them over and there’s nothing you can do about it? Yeah, that is how bad it is.

I’ll continue preaching this for those who care to listen: do not send your children to boarding school. I went to one; now they don’t have to go through the same thing.

Are there upsides? Of course. But when the downside of something outweighs the upside, it is no longer healthy.

If you don’t want to raise children who will end up as adults with teenage trauma, do not send them to boarding schools. I hope you take this seriously.

[Udokamma's Beiby💕 Has Her PVC @flyingbeso]

I cannot repeat the sordid details but we reached the unanimous decision that he wouldn't be returning. Boarding school does not teach you about life. It teaches you conformity. The only people who endorse it are the ones who bullied others or were friends of the bullies.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy looks pretty good… maybe I should start supporting this team.”

[sobho @SoupLorrd]

I love that in China I can just buy a bottle of whiskey and leave it at the restaurant when I don’t finish it.

I come the next day and just drink my leftover alcohol.

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

Saving the meat for the last swallow only to find out it was moulded egusi

[Aporia @aporiabuilds]

@ayeejuju Doomscroll reached its final level

[zen univrse @zenunivrse]

#tarkwa

[Lionel Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Lionel_Lingard]

Michael Carrick @carras16,

Firstly, I need you to stop being unnecessarily stubborn. Do the basics and you will win games.

I know the mistakes you made today, you wouldn't have made them when you were still an interim last season.

Don't allow overconfidence to ruin the good work you have done. And stop overcomplicating things.

Lastly,

Leny Yoro is not a RB.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

Matheus Cunha is not a striker.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

PATRICK DORGU IS NOT A WINGER.

[CRAYON @crayonthis]

https://t.co/ZbcIFynwCc

[Siki @Dicey_16]

@0ctobersrich @thefallofthem Fawwk 😤

[kenna @kennagq]

I mean you cant really look at mainoo and think anyone will start over him can you ?

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Kobbie Mainoo...WOW!!!

I have no words to best appreciate that incredible performance.

All I can say is that all three new midfield signings will have to fight for starting spots next to him.

What a player. ✨️

[UNCLE ILERI @KingPromzyy]

While he notes on STARLIFE that he shouldn’t be taken seriously, nothing about Victony is a joke. His intentional storytelling of his journey has produced yet another illustrious chapter, one less jarring than the previous pages, but this time, more enjoyable.

STARLIFE: Another chapter in the Victony story.

https://t.co/tzfxDpJ8ut

[Dike @Dikay__]

Omo Armed And Dangerous is so good

[lala ?⭑ @slimchizzle]

5 star meal o! ⭐️

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If a bee is bothering you, stare at it

Seeing is bee leaving

[Chad Prather @WatchChad]

DEMON: Sir, we’ve got a problem.

DEVIL: What now?

DEMON: The Left versus Right thing isn’t working like it used to. People are starting to realize both sides are being manipulated.

DEVIL: Fine. Did you try Black versus White?

DEMON: Of course. We pushed it hard. But they’re catching on. Some of them are actually talking to each other.

DEVIL: Disgusting.

DEMON: I know, sir. We even tried rich versus poor, rural versus urban, vaccinated versus unvaccinated…

DEVIL: And?

DEMON: They’re exhausted. They’re starting to suspect that maybe constantly hating their neighbors isn’t making their lives better.

DEVIL: Hmm…

DEMON: What do we do?

DEVIL: Bust out the classic.

DEMON: Religion?

DEVIL: Older.

DEMON: Class warfare?

DEVIL: Older.

DEMON: Oh no…

DEVIL: Man versus woman.

DEMON: Sir, we’ve used that one forever.

DEVIL: Exactly. And they fall for it every damn time.

DEMON: What’s the angle?

DEVIL: Easy. Take something complicated, tragic, or emotional, then convince everyone the real issue isn’t right versus wrong.

DEMON: Then what is it?

DEVIL: Tell women, “Men could never understand.”

DEMON: And tell men?

DEVIL: “Women are irrational.”

DEMON: Brilliant. So nobody actually discusses the issue.

DEVIL: Now you’re learning. Never let them debate principles when you can make them resent each other personally.

DEMON: And if they start finding common ground?

DEVIL: Remind them that the other side is the enemy.

DEMON: What if they realize we’re doing it?

DEVIL: Then we’re screwed.

DEMON: Why?

DEVIL: Because the day men and women stop fighting each other long enough to ask who’s benefiting from the fight…

DEMON: Yeah?

DEVIL: …they might finally look in our direction.