Duck Man

Half-Vegetarian

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

Flying Southwest is an absolute adrenaline rush. No feeling quite like walking on the plane and having no idea where you’re going to sit

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

Please listen to our menu options as they have recently changed

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

Watching my girl get my allergies right at dinner

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

@kurtos He’s more well known that @realDonaldTrump @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: The 2002 New York #Jets offense was stacked with talent.

QB: Chad Pennington
RB: Curtis Martin
WR: Laveranues Coles
WR: Santana Moss
WR: Wayne Chrebet
TE: Anthony Becht
TE: Chris Baker

An extremely fun year in New York.

🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/QQkk8ieD10

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

@SleeperHQ @PardonMyMeme @Philly_Mays

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

I love lists

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

It’s 3:16.

Here’s two whole minutes of Stone Cold Stunners. 🍻

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

Lincoln Lawyer is so funny. What do you mean? Of course Mickey works with his ex-wife who is his right-hand and she’s married to Mickey’s investigator. Meanwhile that ex-wife is friends with his other ex-wife.

Classic

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

@cenkuygur Brother, go to a doctor. CTE is not a joke. This is an insane post you cuck

[Duck Man @DiciestDuck]

@BillAckman May I meet you?

[Sana Ebrahimi Ledene @SanaELedene]

Mr @NYCMayor,

I say it as an Iranian New Yorker: You are a human garbage.
When our people were getting slaughtered and hunted like animals by the Islamic Republic terrorists, you stayed silent. You didn't say a word. Now that the regime, the murderers of our people are under attack, you came out of the woodwork to defend them.
You are an Islamist human garbage and I fight your agenda as long as I breathe.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

[Bobson🌱Dugnutt @f_a_infinityy]

Please, just call me dawg. Big dawg was my father

[Jonah Savaiinaea Stan @lit_phins]

In case you’re having a bad day, here’s a picture of the greatest looking football player to ever put on pads and a helmet. Unmatched aura still to this day.

[Bill “The” Thrill @packthrill]

I shit in bathrooms you wouldn’t dare to pee in

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

"Love is Blind" but it's just Jon Gruden listening to retired quarterbacks doing snap counts on the other side of a wall

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look who I ran into on the streets of San Francisco… Rich Freakin’ Gannon!