🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻

Jellicle (he/him) // god I hope my tinder dates don’t look at this

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

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[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

The need to yap so bad, I started talking to the podcasts I’m listening to

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

@sleepybear404 So cool

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Crossing my legs while I shit, because I’m very demure

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

I understand the human psyche so much more because I’m a freak, but I’m also hot

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

My sweat tour is the Charli song playing outside of pedal haus on my way to my car

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Oh to be a tiny little gay man 😖

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Sometimes I feel like incarcerated to the algorithm when I’m on TikTok like I can’t get out but I want to.

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

I am in love with purposeful memes, yes sell me a brat formatted meme about fake grindr

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Brb. This smell from 5 years ago just came back and now I have to relive every minute that has led me to right now

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Read to filth I fear

[ka-leel @elusivemoet]

If you’re unemployed, great!
But please do not text your employed friends “wyd”. We are working.

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Sometimes I tell people things and then immediately want to rip apart their minds so I can take it back

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

My favorite part of the theater is the longing to be in the warmth of the sun

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

@sleepybear404 Growth 🙌

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Life is constantly waking up on the right side of the wrong bed

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

just got his number!?! The first thing you gotta do is spam call him so he knows who’s calling!

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

It just suuuuuuuuucks that body is tea 😭😭

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

@adamsansdriver @AMCTheatres

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

The twinking hour is just your local Pilates studio’s 7am class

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

I wasn’t going to drink today, but the crushing shame I felt for not liking girls at age 10 is creeping in

[🦶🏿 Dick Cardigan 🦶🏻 @DickCardigan]

Commenting “beating the gay allegations” when men post pics of their girlfriends on their stories