Dick “Fuckin” Fitzwell

Part-time Golf Caddy, Full-Time Ball Knower. Graduate of Penn State Altoona. Majored in Feminist Theory. “I got chemistry with the net.”

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I like my girls a little chubby like this.

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Random girl from bar took my phone and snapped all my hoes. Should I kill myself now or later? #lank

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Fucked around with my lil shit and took her for granted now she gone. #sick

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MDW Recap:
-Put on a clinic
-Gold fish memory next play
-Keenan’s clean sweep
-17 dollars to my name
-Good booze

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Got called a #rapist for helping a girl out @marfoby3145

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Pissed on my formal dates floor. #pissmaster

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Talked to chick for 2 hours at the bar. Asked for my number. Hasn’t texted me back. #whatdatmean

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Found out my formal date secretly likes blacks. #cooked #retirement

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@marfoby3145 Buddy passed out after the first ten minutes

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Something you hate to see

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As an eagles fan, doing the tush push three times in a row is so gay

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Eagles give up two tds and Phillies blow lead. Let me drink this beer then shoot me✌️

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Didn’t think it could get any worse than Adoree Jackson then I witnessed Kelee Ringo

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5 weeks into the semester and all I want is a loud ass seagull in my ear while I’m trying to eat my Sam’s slice

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I’m at bayou bar and grill someone come beat my fucking ass

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Is this a buy?

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Dick shoots………. and he scores!!!!!

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PLEASE grip and twist my balls!

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@RejectorRon91 @AntnyBeans

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@HenryHill04441 Fleetwood Mac yes