Richard Heavy

Living tomorrow like it's the next day

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

#RIPKennyRogers #2020sucks #ripkobe why couldn’t it have been Chrissy Teigan?

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In the Bible, Jesus says to love everyone. This, however, was written before the existence of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

#superbowlafterparty #currentconditions

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So how’d you get out on a Friday night?
I opened the door to my house. Craziest five seconds of my life.
What’s even crazier is that it took me five seconds to open the door.

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

With so much turmoil and finger pointing in America, I just wonder about how jimmy johns gets you a sammich so f***ing fast?

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

So what’s your opinion on health care and green peppers?

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

When I give blood at the Red Cross, I just ask for a hand gun and a bucket. Ain’t got time to waste. Gotta go get drunk.

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

Grab her, buy the loosey #onecigarette

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I thought about getting political, but then I realized my @DickHeavyTweets is too much for these ho’s.

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

Yah!!! I’m so glad you’re here on a Friday night. Heavy is the Richard, and thick as it flows.

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

@pizzahut ??? More like pizza butt!!

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Belle Meade Barber Shop can go suck a lemon. And @DickHeavyTweets news flash: it’s not even in Belle Meade!!!

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Heard Lil’ Xan was an outstanding person. Just kidding.

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I thought that bringing the funny would be a cool show until I saw Chrissy teagan was a judge. The only funny thing about her is her chipmunk looking husband and kid.

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@JanelParrish I am indifferent

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Is it possible that Chrissy Teigen and Jon Legend are brother and sister? I mean, they look a lot alike. #chipmunks

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@RobertPaugh Yeah, those cheat made pwoducts don’t wast too wong.

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@pizzahut making it great? Making it late’s more like it

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@pizzahut #RIPNipseyHussel

[Richard Heavy @DickHeavyTweets]

Fuck @pizzahut Buncha fucking bull shit liars