Dicks in My Butt Johnson

Certified Aperature Asbestos Salesman (C.A.A.S.)
Black Mesa Nihilithian Research Specialist (B.M.N.R.S.)

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

If anyone wants to continue to follow me I'm moving to this Twitter account, I want to let you know though the entire account is dedicated to my spiritual beliefs, artwork, and the graphic novel I'm working on
https://t.co/PCg5QTnEU7

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@kevv_rodriguez Link?

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@KermitClone1234 I followed you on my Ambrosios account, that's where I'm moving on to

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

The account will be up for a bit longer while I gather all my followers, but this is the end of DIMBJ for good

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@cinderblock_m Beautiful, perfect for destroying the moon

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@cinderblock_m Dw I got an alt account, I'm just distancing myself from the shitpost humor because my jokes are getting stale lol

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@PreslavKrystev It must be done

[Lune @LuneFour]

breaking bad bad

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@Actually_Tina I've DMed you some info

[spruce!!🍉 @sprucestares]

Seriously give them a follow, this project is great and I hope to be a part of it

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

@filipinojirachi It was just never meant to be 😔, I'm not funny anymore

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

I had fun for a bit while it lasted, but I'm just not who I used to be, I'm not a funny person, I'm grasping at straws here just to make a post every day. I want to move on from this account, I want y'all to forget me, I want to move on

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

I think the main issue with the account is that I have a very dated sense of humor, in fact I'm just not funny at all anymore, I've lost so many online friends over my shitposts, even when I wasn't being serious. I think it's time to move on...

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

Me when I beat the Obama allegations

[laura @Peachydew_]

loving my new layout

[Dicks in My Butt Johnson @DickInMyJohnson]

Oh these motherfuckers just sent me a fuckin PURPLE STAR It's over I've lost

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare