Dick Mast

I’m 69 and just won the PGA Quarter Century Championship.

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@JPWinstonTX @ginamilan_ You mean who tried to steal an election? Fuck off.

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@JonFromMaspeth Trump literally tried to overthrow an election, big difference.

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@pghsteelersgrl Go flick your bean over the penguins some more.

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@ZOOMZOOMSRT @PickensBurgh @JaxsonDart Two loser fanbases

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@ZeekArkham You’re a grifting bitch. Fuck off, Philly doesn’t claim you.

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@brandon_dart GO BIRDS DICKHEAD!!!

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@RpsAgainstTrump That’s a faggy dance

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@Trust_Trump4547 A loser voting for losers, fan of the biggest losers in the MLB. On brand!

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@kendallhosseini It’s very strange that Penguins fans make up these Crosby obsessed accounts and act like it’s normal behavior.

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@splashplays20 @JohnKincade Poverty. You mean the team that literally declared bankruptcy multiple times?

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@Pensblog @ThePensInsider Oh no!!!! Whatever will I do. Penguins fans. The hall monitors of sports.

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@Bjthema @Pensblog OK let’s talk all 3, no playoff wins since 2018

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@Bjthema @Pensblog The pirates are literally right behind them with way less regular and post season success.

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@KoldSteel412 Your team hasn’t won a playoff series in almost 10 years.

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@crosbyterian If I ever became so obsessed with a person as you are with Crosby I’d have myself committed.

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@Pensblog Get a life limp dick loser.

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@KoldSteel412 @conamn_ @kellyk3059 @BarDown The eagles have been an elite organization for 26 years.

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@Cory_Tucek Are you still a virgin?

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@domenicpish24 @_j_a_k_e_d Yes Penguins fans, the barometer for loyalty.