Dick Masterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

@FreddySGoodman I deserve reparations!

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Shows at noon! Gimme some stuff to talk about.

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@estebon27 @HacktheMovies The Italian Horse

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Put this bitch in prison.

[Karoline Leavitt @karolineleavitt]

I am seeing a lot of bad faith actors take my comments from this interview out of context. So here’s the full interview, and let me expound.

This interview was about the rise of communism on the Left, and I was asked by Jesse Watters why so many young people are buying the false promise of “free stuff” being sold by communist politicians.

My answer: a combination of laziness, yes, and the liberal indoctrination that has been taking place in our education system for far too long. There are far-left educators pumping students’ heads with garbage, convincing them that hard work and sacrifice won’t pay off down the road because they want them totally reliant on the government instead.

I went on to say that’s why President Trump is a huge advocate for school choice, and why so many parents I know are turning to homeschooling. Good parenting matters more than anything, but a solid, civics-based education is also vitally important.

I care enough about our country to tell uncomfortable truths. And it’s an undeniable fact that a growing number of young people in our country are falling for the lies of socialism and communism, sold to them by anti-American politicians who’ve never built anything, offer no real solutions, and are intent on tearing down everything that makes this country great.

At the same time, it’s also true that many Gen Z Americans are hardworking, entrepreneurial, and deeply patriotic, and it’s vital we protect the American Dream for them. That’s why I am honored to work for President Trump and speak on behalf of an administration that is implementing the right policies to do this: lower taxes, less regulation, stopping Wall Street from purchasing single-family homes, Trump Accounts, and the deportation of illegal aliens who are taking our housing and jobs. There is more work to do, which is why President Trump and our entire administration won’t stop fighting to make life better and more affordable for young people.

As the President has correctly warned, “communism is the enemy of free people everywhere. It is the enemy of the Constitution. Above all, it is the enemy of July 4, 1776.”

So I will continue to call out the radical Democrats, socialists, and communists who are lying to our youth, and I know the President will continue to pursue an economic and domestic agenda that expands and strengthens the American Dream for generations to come.

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Pope Retard posted a video where he’s pulling his robes out of his ass to try and own Trump.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The Trump Administration wanted Pope Leo XIV to visit the United States for our 250th anniversary.

Instead, he visited the Italian migrant island of Lampedusa and lifted up the plight of those who undertake a dangerous journey to new lands in search of a better future for their children.

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@HacktheMovies Probably talkin bout that booty hole.

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@feedemfish Yes.

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America was founded by Groypers.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Ages of Founding Fathers in 1776:

James Monroe, 18
Aaron Burr, 20
John Marshall, 20
Alexander Hamilton, 21
James Madison, 25
John Jay, 30
Thomas Jefferson, 33
Thomas Paine, 39
John Adams, 40
George Washington, 44

This nation was built by brilliant young men.

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“We’re going to kill you and burn your civilization to the ground.”

“Hurr hurr, look they’re sitting at a desk backwards.”

Schmuck.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

The best evidence that @NYCMayor Mamdani has not held a job is the fact that he is sitting on the wrong side of the desk.

And listen to his words. On a day when we, and in particular, our leaders should be celebrating the 250 years of our nation’s history, he attacks us and what makes our country great.

Mamdani and the Democratic Socialists are grave threats to our present and our future.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Good point. We should treat foreigners like we treat our own citizens, by taxing them to death to support a bunch of parasites.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Funny how these ‘patriotic Christians’ never seem to follow this part of the Bible.

Leviticus 19:33–34.

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@dongwondesnarko Lol

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The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 232 https://t.co/vkkghEPCEB

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If American billionaires don’t start funding fascism, they’re going to end up broke and dead.

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

Holy hell, it’s already went from billionaires tax to $50M tax..

Democrats are openly stating their plan to seize wealth from Americans who spent generations building it.

They call it “fairness.” It is confiscation.

They want to raid private wealth to fund open-border chaos, illegal aliens, dependency, bureaucracy, and the continued decay of the country.

Ro Khanna’s own essay starts with billionaires, then quickly expands to fortunes of $50 million and up.

That is how every government seizure begins. First they target the people they taught you to resent. Then they work their way down.

In any sane country, using the power of the state to loot productive citizens and subsidize national destruction would be treated as a betrayal of the nation itself.

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@ryandangeremma No

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"we may have walked on the moon"

This retard became a citizen in 2018. "We" may have watched the fourth Matrix movie on Netflix.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: There is a term so often used to describe our nation and those who have shaped it: American exceptionalism. 

American exceptionalism, the conventional wisdom tells us, makes our freedom a little more free, is how we dug the Erie Canal and irrigated the West, is why children in far away lands grow up dreaming of one day moving here.

And yet the irony is that the story of America has so often been written by those who were told by others with power and influence and wealth that they were anything but exceptional.

For generation after generation, we have been told that when the world has sent its people to our shores, it has not sent its best. It sent Puritans and Sikhs and Quakers and Muslims and Jewish people who were banished for praying the wrong way, worshipping the wrong Gods, angering the wrong people. It sent peasants and serfs from who were treated as less because they hardly owned clothes, let alone land. It sent immigrants for whom power was something someone else had.

We are told that America is exceptional because we are richer, stronger, more powerful than everyone else.

The truth, my friends, is that America is exceptional because here, nothing is fixed into place. The frontier may be closed, we may have walked on the moon, but the work of fulfilling the values first enshrined in the Declaration of Independence-that work endures, my friends, and it belongs to us all.

It belongs too to our newest Americans, those standing here with me today, all of whom were recently naturalized. Nearly a decade ago, I too felt what you feel— the joy of no longer being just a New Yorker, but an American too.

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Women when they're told they can't have unlimited access to free tubs of cookies:

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Y’all dead ass want poor people to live like fucking medieval peasants surviving on nothing but gruel and scraps of bread

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I have just received word that a certain secret society will be meeting on Tuesday, July 14th…

Please tag anyone who should join us.

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Biggest Problem at 6PM PST

Give me your problems and a rhyme!!!

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GOP 2028: "Citizenship begins at conception!"