Petey Pendergrass

[kitty pavlova @kitty_pavlova]

guys who work in office jobs from home: i need like 10000g of protein or i will literally die

guy who actually does manual labor: did yuo know seven elever has a deal where two taquitos free if you get monster energy drink

[Steve Palec @stevepalec]

Yankee’s Aaron Judge is indeed a large man but he completely disappears behind my double cheeseburger.

[PittsburghSZN @Bjthema]

#Raiseit

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

RAISE THE JOLLY ROGER BABY

WE ARE BACK

[MLB @MLB]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, KONNOR GRIFFIN 😤

The 19-year-old phenom mashes an RBI double in his first MLB at-bat!

[Mark Madden @MarkMaddenX]

Konnor Griffin and Skenes will almost certainly never play on the same team. Unless they're both Yankees or Dodgers someday.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Been flowin' stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit.

[k @kurtos]

ever?

[Mogul And They Know That @waymoflydenu]

You right, it was more lol

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

FUN FACT: Andy Ogles once stole $25,000 meant for a child’s burial grave.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[Petey Pendergrass @DickPopeIII]

They tried to say he was the mvp lmao

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

- toni morrison