Dickinson Friends

what if frends but at Dickinson?

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trump get banned from moodle.

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Ross brings monkey to drayer. Joey joins run with it but only says "how u doin". Phoebe win lip sync by performing smelly cat

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The original owner of this account died due to licking too many cheap toxic envelopes for his wedding invitations. I never watched seinfeld but will continue the legacy of this account by tweeting about my favorite show.

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@sidesaladsteve only the instacart part. the other was fine. I offer a "writing Seinfeld based tweets about your college" masterclass if you are interested.

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Kramer creates a DPS free autonomous zone (the KAZ) in the middle of morgan field.

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Kramer creates new super virus after eating week old salsa fish. George is expelled after double dipping during the outbreak.

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Jerry get corona virus. Health center gives him a zpak.

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@DickinsonCol Okay that's all the topical dickinson stuff i have. See u in another 5 years. if anyone wants account pw is gracejob

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Elaine: Well I had my meeting with @DickinsonCol about fixing the title IX policy...
Jerry: How'd it go?
Elaine: He took it out.

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George signs pledge to withhold donations from @DickinsonCol despite having never previously donated. 

George: "Jerry I'm an ally!"

Jerry: "I believe you mean cheap bald man"

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@sidesaladsteve Elane wear urban sombrero. Michael Richards do stand up.

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"With a 57.5 inch screen its the largest iphone yet. No calls, no apps, no text, no internet- it only plays seinfeld"

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Jery write senior thesis about how Harambe was an inside job. He get A. It amazing and accurate paper

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Jerry: Maybe you could just go back

Roseman: You mean act like I never resigned?

Jerry: Resign? You were just blowing off some steam

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When @DickinsonCol calls asking for donations and you still have student loans

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George crafts a plan to spend as little time as possible with his parents during parents weekend. Jerry panics after stepping on the seal.

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Elaine creates racial tension on campus by wearing the Urban Sombrero to class. Newman is Jerry's RA.

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The writing center turns George away after determining his essay is "un-correctable". The soup nazi begins working at the grill.

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Elaine demands that the health center begin providing free sponges. Kramer becomes a safe ride driver.