Dick Smiley

Planeswalker, Cardsmith, and member of The Gatewatch.

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@cindyy_tee You should do whatever makes you happy.

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@HazelLiaqa4848 Mount Douchemore.

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@Harvie3Culley Not a god damned thing. He is the worst president, worst human being, worst THING of all time!

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@AFlorence10462 A slug. And I don’t mean like a lazy person, I mean an actual GARDEN SLUG!

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@miracles7k So many problems solved at one time vs one night with a woman who wouldn’t let me near her if she saw me on the street. Such a tough decis…the $500k.

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@HonestTakesX Not your blood money!

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@ojessie__ I see Godzilla.

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@bzoskop Slight-of-hand. Added an extra piece under the hand as it hid the bar.

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@Alinasxky Not for me, seeing as how you’re so laughably above my level, it’s crazy!

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@ojessie__ Overcooked, but I would still eat it!

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@hosea606666 Hell! Yes!

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@WildPure_ White. It’s in the center of the “A” in “BLACK”.

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@chiamakaafc Between 9 and 13 depending on how many holes are on the back of the shirt.

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@MbarkCherguia Kick him in the nuts.

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@TeenJapane89016 @Abbyy__Rosee Ask why your robe has a tattoo!

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@Anna_xb2 Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo? Paddington?

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@MS2PZ “Eight” is misspelled and June in missing.

Bonus: it’s “errors”.

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@paaiinnnn Um…all day, every day.

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@vxylily Invest in an eyepatch.

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@MbarkCherguia If he STILL doesn’t move, I then say “Move, or I will move you.”

I then would shove him out of the way. Here’s a thought: physics. Put one of my feet in front of one of his, and push his shoulders. Little cocky fucker is face down on the floor.

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@MbarkCherguia First, whip out my phone and film the following exchange.

Walk right up behind him. Close enough he could FEEL my breath, and calmly say “Move.”

If that doesn’t do it, I would again say “Move,” but in a louder tone with slightly higher pitch.

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