Red White and Blue Collar American | Bud Heavy Beer Fan | Walters State Baseball Alum | Proud father of 3 amazing boys | UK Sports fanatic | #jucobandit#USA
@Jimcoletoyou @zack_cozart Don’t you ever talk to Cozart like that! Most sure handed reliable SS the reds have had in 20 years and you wanna give him attitude! Respect the man that you grew up watching glove it up the middle with DatDude! #uncledick
@CoachFish37 Coach Jim Fucking Fisher!! Great to hear from you! Last I heard you were down in Tijuana banging hookers and doing blow!! The kids are great, all 3 of them are dating some beautiful ebony women! Other then having to watch all these uppercut swings w torpedo bats, I’m doing great!
@RPalmerhustles Wtf is a torpedo bat?!?! Some fucking nerd in a lab creating that shit so players getting sawed off can catch barrels, wtf is that about! Back in our day players took anabolic steroids like men to hit home runs! What happened to this game! #pedo
@RPalmerhustles I got a quick question for you, Do you think you could beat up every 10 year old in the world? Or do you think some of those little fuckers whoop your old ass? #UncleDick
This was so true back when I was married! She got so good at ducking my right hook that I had to switch to a left jab! Black eyes are temporary, respect is forever! #Shouldvedonethedishes@RPalmerhustles
@RPalmerhustles Kids these days know that bitches love the long ball and fast ball!! Players these days just play for the pussy but little do they know even if you throw 95 if it’s not strikes you’re not fucking after the game! Winning = Pussy #DickKnowsBall
@RPalmerhustles Couldn’t have said it better Ricky!! In my Juco days we weren’t worried about “staying warm” by throwing plyos or shaking a blade in the air. We drank BEERS in the dugout like MEN! Nothing will warm you up like a Bud Heavy! Keeping wearing those beanies tho kids! Enjoy Indy Ball!
Stopped by a local high school game today with @RPalmerhustles (yes I was allowed around the children) and it’s an hour before the game and the players are nowhere to be found… where are they? Ofc they are in the indoor facility! What happened to playing outside! Have some balls