Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.)

Vote for me, your next President Of The United States of America, Dick Swett! Our motto is: a Dick in every asshole, and sweat from all the hard work.

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@tanvikhaleel Clear your calendar, I’m taking you out on a date, okay?? 😏

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@BarryOnHere But Barry, do you realize and recognize, by diminishing what the Nuggets and Jokic did here, that it hurts Lebron legacy inevitably?? It helps Lebrons legacy, because of how great they played and roster stacked. Jokic avg 28pts/14rebs/11 assts against the Lakers. All time great.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

And I bet none of them are wearing masks. Great. Now COVID is going to come back.

Thanks a lot for being reckless Denver.

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@BarryOnHere Couldn’t have been more horny still than Zion Williamson is. 😎😏

[Ariana @ariijosephine]

Last thing I’m going to say is, I don’t think I am too pretty to work anywhere. I work at Home Depot because it’s a decent job that pays good while i’m in school. Please stop taking social media to heart. God bless. 🤍

[Ariana @ariijosephine]

ILL NEVER MAKE AN ONLYFANS!!!!

[Ariana @ariijosephine]

Home Depot Girl Taking Over 2.0

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@elonmusk Wtfff

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@PriceErrors To help me and my family out financially and continued growth to eventually pay it forward and back. 🙏🏼

[Laila Mickelwait @LailaMickelwait]

Today in the news: another pedo-criminal and sexual terrorist is convicted after he posted his illegal material on the crime scene website P*rnhub.

There are countless victims of P*rnhub and WE WILL SHUT IT DOWN. #Traffickinghub

[Bobby Burack @burackbobby_]

Jemele Hill dared Spotify, her employer, to give her or another black host $100 million to prove it's not racist.

Jemele said if Joe Rogan deserved $100 million, so does a black host.

Jemele is now out at Spotify.
https://t.co/R7OMZPyqdj

[Faytuks News @Faytuks]

BREAKING: Russian Tu-95Ms strategic bombers have launched missiles at Ukraine from the Caspian sea

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Ukraine's President Zelensky says the country's military is ready to launch its counteroffensive

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

YouTube reverses 'election misinformation policy' and allows content claiming fraud in 2020 US election.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Jeffrey Epstein Tried To Contact Larry Nassar Before Suicide https://t.co/BFHmFnaQc4

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

3-Peat NBA Finals averages:

Shaq:

35.9 PPG - 15.2 RPG - 3.5 APG - 0.7 SPG - 2.9 BPG - 59.1% TS - 3 Finals MVPs

Kobe:

22.0 PPG - 6.1 RPG - 5.1 APG - 1.3 SPG - 1.2 BPG - 50.8% TS - 0 Finals MVPs

This matters in all-time discussions.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

JUST IN: Russia accuses the US of hacking thousands of Apple, $AAPL, iPhones for spying.

[True Street Media @truestreetmedia]

Meet Les Wexner.

He was once Epstein’s largest client as a money manager.

He stated that he cut ties with Epstein in 2007 and accused him of misappropriating “vast sums of money from me and my family.”

He has been subpoenaed on his relation to Epstein in 2023.

[True Street Media @truestreetmedia]

JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon has said he never met Epstein.

But Dimon was scheduled to meet Epstein in 2010.

An email asked whether "heavy snacks" should be prepared for the meeting, Epstein responded, "snacks."

This is that email discussion.

[Dick Swett (Not a Parody Account.) @DickSweat2024]

@apow8 @BarryOnHere I tried helping ya and warning you pal. Unfortunately had to find out the hard way. They fought hard to make it a series so credit to them for almost pulling it off. But they absolutely fell flat and shot piss poorly in game 7. They might need a roster change to rebuild.