“Moby Dick is a long book full of lots of weird shit. A bunch of lonely, horny, bitter sailors in the 1800s are going to come up with some way more interestingly fucked up things to do in their time than the frat boys at @CAH could ever imagine.” https://t.co/m1t2l5jTK7
#HappyValentineDay !! Here’s a bunch of moby dick themed valentines, or whale-entines, if you will. I tried to make them equal parts wholesome and Awful. Enjoy!! (1/2) #mobydick
Gifts for the Moby-Dicklover in your life:
– A beautiful, gold-plated replica of the Moby-Dick Doubloon https://t.co/6KLJUqfPKc
– The Moby-Dick party game that started it all https://t.co/SqLDkEPVs2
– A “Herman Melville ♥︎ Dick” T-shirt https://t.co/U4QQ9oNcqg