Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar

Professional power bottom. Unhappy Husband and father of 3. Tuna Sub enjoyer. UM PIKE 92’ Go Terps

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Someone in the office made a joke about us not getting Juneteenth off and I was the only one to laugh. Not a good look #yikes

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Boss put on Old School in the office today, doesn’t get much better than that #RIPBLUE

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Just took a shit in a Subway bathroom and the jeet had the audacity to tell me to buy something next time #fuckyou #nukeIndia

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Worked 63 hours this week and I need to be up at 6am but I’m ripping the bar bc #sleepisfortheweak

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

@TSpeedboat96789 Who pissed in your Cheerios today Tom

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Eating a kibble bowl at work makes me miss day drinking on a weekday #doomanddispair

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Adults bringing a glove to a baseball game #shrink or #expand

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

@JeffTeebag12820 Cottage cheese rubs me the wrong way but god speed

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Ella Langley makes me feel like a white girl and it’s ok #notashamed

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Sent a buddy on a beer run and he came back with Busch heavy #amatuerhour

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Buddy puked all over the bar and another is buying drinks for anyone in sight #anygivensaturday

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Called in the closer #ripped

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Game 1/162 for the Cubbies tomorrow. Can’t wait for this team to dictate my mood for the next 6 months #heyhey #southsidesucks

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Tebowing on the bar #ham #ered

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

Just threw up in the urinal at a local bar and a migrant had to clean it #oops #callice

[Richard “ Handy Man” Handlebar @Dick_Handy70]

@BFondles8324 Gumball Head CBTM