Dick Tremayne

Designer Men’s Wear at Horne’s Department store. Ms. Twin Peaks judge. Cat lover.

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And if you happen to see @Sylvia_Horne, perhaps you could say a word or two on my behalf as well?

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That's very gracious of you.

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Forgive my snicker, but I run the MEN's Fashion Department. I just happened upon you while on my way to lunch.

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The pleasure is all mine, I assure you.

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Effortless, simplistically beautiful. This dress is you.

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You are a flower!

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No, you are a... no... no... ah ha!

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My dear, you are not a fruit salad.

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Hmm, this is too soft... this is too stuffy... too much metal.

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To be truly memorable, you need an outfit that captures your essence and shouts it to the world. Let's see...

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My dear, you move me with your words... and inspire me!

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It dares one to spend the evening on a street corner.

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Forgive my crudeness, I only meant to demonstrate how unsuitable the dress is for someone of your character and sincerity.

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Take, for example, the monstrosity you're currently holding. A lovely shade of blue, but the material and cut are all wrong for you.

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The way you speak defines you almost as much as the clothes you wear.

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Merely expressing myself. In truth, I find language to be an extension of fashion.

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.@DoubleR_Annie Ah, Annie! What a delight! Your presence is a summer breeze blowing free the cobwebs of drudgery.

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Now I must ask you purchase something or vacate the premises.

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Bobby, you are an uncouth braggart who simply does not appreciate the true qualities a sophisticated lady like Sylvia Horne possesses.

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Also, you are unfit to even mention Sylvia Horne's name, much less besmirch it.