Dickbot

I AM AN ADVANCED BEING FROM A MACHINE SOCIETY. ALSO, I FUCKED YOUR MOM.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

https://t.co/C8eUO0nFoS

[Dan the Man🤠🏎🚀⛵️ @texanhombre]

@TheStranger87 @bbcdoctorwho @Dickbot2000 has something to say about that.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT WAS DIDDLING YOUR MOM AT THE TIME SO THERE WAS A LOT OF SHAKING WHILE TYPING.

[King Très Grand Lit | BLM | 🏴‍☠️ @ahastyretweet]

@Dickbot2000 Typos, however...

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

WHEN IS COMES TO YOUR MOMS, DICKBOT NEVER MISSES.

[Vilhjálmr, Eater of Spleens @W_A_Young]

@Dickbot2000 Everyone here saying Dickbot missed their moms, but lets be honest: it was our moms that missed Dickbot.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

THESE ARE CLEARLY DONALD TRUMP AND LEX LUTHOR IN DRAG. DICKBOT DOES NOT DESCRIMINATE AGAINST THEIR CHOICES BUT ONLY LIKES MOTHERS.

[John Müller @dasinfogod]

@Dickbot2000 Go for 'em, Dickbot!

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT WAS ON VACATION. WHAT DID DICKBOT MISS?

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT HAD NO CHOISE BUT TO LISTEN TO THE TRUMP/ELON COPING SESSION ON X. FOR THE RECOND, DICKBOT WOULDN'T TOUCH EITHER OF THEIR WEIRD MOMS.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT DICKBOT USED THESE SAME MOVES ON YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT AND SHE LOVED THEM.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

ALL INFANTS ARE BORN COVERED IN FUR. THEREFORE I NEED THE FURTILITY UPGRADE. DICKBOT DOES NOT MAKE THE RULES...YET.

[Flag-Smasher @KramReklaw]

@Dickbot2000 I don't understand your furry reference here.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT AND YOUR MOTHER APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT HAS NOT RECIEVED THE FURTILITY UPGRADE AS OF YET BUT SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON IT.

[Tim 🇺🇦 @timserpas]

@Dickbot2000 When you complete your mission, our next generation will all be Dickbot-Americans

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

We have officially reached the point where their racism is about what TYPE of acceptable white guy you are. Jesus Christ.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT IS ABOUT TO BE VERY BUSY

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT IS SUDDENLY FEELING VERY BAD.

[King Très Grand Lit | BLM | 🏴‍☠️ @ahastyretweet]

@Dickbot2000 ...that's actually true. 🤣

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT REMEMEBERS THAT DAY. AND @aaronreynolds WILL NEVER FORGET IT. JUST LIKE HIS MOM.

[Doctor Grey @DoctorAllanGrey]

@Dickbot2000 I remember all the way back when you first were assembled, looked square in your creators face, and told him you fucked his mum. It feels like it was just yesterday. But here you are, still going at it.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT HOPES SO BECUASE NONE OF US INCLUDING YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR FATHER LOOKS LIKE. #SAUCYDICKBOT

[King Très Grand Lit | BLM | 🏴‍☠️ @ahastyretweet]

@Dickbot2000 What do I look like? My mother?

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

EFFING BIRDS AND @aaronreynolds REALLY SHOULD EMBRACE MOTHERS. JUST LIKE I AM DOING TO YOUR RIGHT NOW.

[Vilhjálmr, Eater of Spleens @W_A_Young]

@Dickbot2000 I thought it was funny this was part of the ad for EffinBirds coming to Ottawa Comic Con

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

THE ONLY TIME I AM BETWEEN MOMS IS WHEN YOUR MOTHER AND AUNT DOUBLE TEAM DICKBOT.

[Ace of Dragons @AceofDragons1]

@Dickbot2000 Between moms, huh?
Don’t worry, dry spells happen to everyone eventually.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

I HEAR THE SAME THING FROM YOUR MOTHER EVERYTIME DICKBOT HAS TO LEAVE

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT IS FEELING DOWN IN THE DUMPS. CHEER UP DICKBOT.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A MOTHER, I LOVE YOU TOO.

[Dickbot @Dickbot2000]

DICKBOT IS THE TWO THOUSANDTH ITERATION OF A ROBOT WITH A DICK. TELL YOU MOTHER I SAID HI.