The Dick Bunker

Dirty mind. Souless humor. Also, I have roomies...let the games begin.

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@elonmusk Buy the chargers, bring em back home to SD. Build state of the art stadium, become king of SD. Tesla Chargers - built in marketing. You’re welcome #teslachargers #teslabolts

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@elonmusk how many face sits does it take to get a football team in San Diego?

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Sitting at a bar with my laptop…clearly working. And a bro says “what do you have over there? A Blackberry?” Jesus Titty fuckin Christ.

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

When your man can’t put out. Starting back on my fave tradition. #hatemastmonday #nobodylovesmelikeme #30secondstofreedom #nobodydoesmelikeme

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

I'm just here to fuck shit up...bring it on weaklings

[atul kasbekar @atulkasbekar]

An astrophotographer has clicked an exceptional video, wherein we can feel the rotation of the earth

Using a tracking mount, aligned with North Star, he kept clicking images every 12 seconds for the next 3 hours.
The camera is looking at the same portion of the Milky Way

Fab!

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@AmberRun but it feels right to finally tell you how much we wanted to support you being in MPLS. Please come back soon. We luv + support u

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@AmberRun she was the one that found the love in our group. It didn’t feel right to attend your concert.

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@AmberRun I landed to find my soul mates BFF had lost her soul mate. She was my date to your concert. There were no words.

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@AmberRun I randomly bought tickets to your concert in MPLS. Then went to NYC for work...

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@AmberRun your song “I found” resonates more than I ever knewnit would.

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

Mad? No. Just disappointed. Explain the algorithm behind them being the last act... #listening https://t.co/x6wYtxNpxe

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@angie_obitooo man? No. Says the lady who has the dick bunker. #ihaveeverythingineed

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@khyuwun fair point

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@kiss4kihyun cute kitty heart avatar. #supesadorbs

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Hate tweets from #MonstaX fans don’t scare me. @halsey has the number one song...your middle man has a flowy blouse. #growup

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@halsey u clearly should’ve been the last act at #KDWBJingleBall WTF is this k-pop crap? Get back to singing about being #badatlove #deargod

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

Showing the kids how we roll with #chainsmokers at #KDWBJingleBall #notsorryweparty

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

Thank God I had a tampon in still...he felt huge. #lifehack #smalldicklifehack

[The Dick Bunker @Dickbunker]

@falenkdwb F the being poor excuse. Service animals are for people that need them. Remember the service hamster? WTF it's out of control