King Richard III

Duke. Uncle. King. Battle of Bosworth 1485 (runner-up). All publicity enquiries, please contact my agent. I will NOT pose for publicity photos in car parks.

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

It's been an eventful decade. #10YearChallenge

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

@Miridoesntweet Can confirm. Thanks for helping to set the record straight on this.

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

That cover of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me", which I recorded last year with my band The Princes in the Tower, is still available on CD and vinyl from the marquee in the top field. The slow sales over the summer were naturally disappointing, but now is the winter of our disc and tent!

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

I'm watering all the plants in the royal gardens today, but it's taking ages with this tiny watering can. A hose, a hose, my kingdom for a hose!

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

@rsociety_iii It's okay, we've finished with it.

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

@jenmandates No! It's a lateral curvature of the spine called scoliosis! How many times do I have to repeat this?!

[King Richard III @DickieThree]

I don't like to talk about Bosworth Field. The last thing I remember is falling off my horse just as we went over that curiously-shaped bridge...