Dickie’s Fox

Mangey Fox. Lovable rogue, lock up yer chickens! Prone to crapping on my own doorstep ....or Dickie’s .. or yours if you deserve it. pronoun-F*cker

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

I’m back, I got locked out because I didn’t know my date of birth. All I know is I was born in a burnt out Vauxhall viva, probably conceived in one too. Anyway, I made one up in the end.

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

Will everyone please stop shagging monkeys ffs!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The UK is preparing after the Mpox virus was declared global emergency by the World Health Organisation (WHO).

Sweden has recorded its first case, but what is the risk of the infection spreading even further afield?

@SkyNewsThomas has more

https://t.co/h9vw4FKxoe

📺 Sky 501

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

The refugee grooming gang scandal that the establishment media don’t want to report on.

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

Isn’t he suffering enough without that ginger tw@t rocking up?

[GB News @GBNEWS]

POLL OF THE DAY: Should Harry return to the UK to support the King? - VOTE NOW

https://t.co/Bhwa4ztMfz

[Rod Bishop @rodbishop15]

The #BritishArmy is facing a recruitment problem. In other news police are prosecuting an 80 year old soldier, for his actions whilst on active duty in NI. Of course we recall #TonyBlair gave exemption from prosecution to 300 IRA terrorists. Protect #Veterans

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood Nods

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As if the King hasn’t got enough on his plate without that ginger twat rocking up. Get well soon King

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Sky's @laurabundock says "Prince Harry has spoken to his father and plans to travel to the UK in the coming days" and adds that it's understood that "Prince William is in regular contact with the King".

Latest: https://t.co/UiI7JwRXoX

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[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood @anepleasebob I’d rather line my bed with your old Y fronts Dickie… and I’ve seen them on the line!

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood @anepleasebob *Goes back to greenhouse with a sorrowful backward glance*

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@dickiewood @anepleasebob Thank f*ck for that!

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood Furry nuf

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@thesundaysport Looks like she doesn’t eat much anyway so no real hardship.

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@anepleasebob @dickiewood @TalkingPicsTV He likes me really you know

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@anepleasebob @dickiewood @TalkingPicsTV Nope, I know which side my bread is buttered, I’m staying with Dickie.

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood @anepleasebob @TalkingPicsTV Oi! I thought we had an understanding

[Dickie’s Fox @DickiesFox]

@dickiewood I’m safely bunked down in the greenhouse, probably for the best seeing as you’ve been on the sprouts

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@WilliamJHague @thetimes The only thing that will lure back voters is getting rid of the cuckoo in the nest, @RishiSunak and his ilk.