Richard P. Dickins

Amateur gynecologist | Alpha Phi enthusiasts | Confederate flag bearer | Helen Keller denier

[Richard P. Dickins @DicksGotNext]

What happened to speeding in the fast lane #drivefaster

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@West_columbiasc Unfortunately, I know this woman. Her name is the only thing unique about her

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Sometimes I wonder if there’s a MILF out there wanting to seduce me too

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@bravesinsid3r Gotta be Harnett County

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@regierocket69 Poor guy has to tap that

[Johnny “Drama” Chase @Silkymitts99]

I used to get a lot of play wearing this whale. #RIP

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@RickMcNair4 Rick,

Who’s the milf in the back? Might have to let her know about the fullback

Aloe up,
Dick

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@DayronPsyd Before bud was gay. Bring it back

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Darryl is that nigga

[Saul Goodman: Hoosier @UnDauntedSaul]

Are you kidding me? Darryl at the bar for the Indy 500, fuck yeah.

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Just remember, in NASCAR, the person who finishes first wins #Undefeated #neverlost

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Bar flops #expand

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@YesJulz Just bit my phone

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@fadule_ Probably won’t take this advice

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Mom bought this soap for summer break. Does she know ball?

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@rollraiders69 Hell of a rotation out of the pen

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@BreastEnjoyer_ Cancel her

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Run me over with a Ford F-450

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@MuseBarnes Doing all that just proves why buddy deserves that ankle monitor

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If I cheat on my girl and get caught up, should I just ask for a mulligan?