General Aladeen

Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day. Teach a man to use his hand as a vagina, and he will shpichs for a lifetime

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

@wechatgroup nice

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

@wechatgroup #WeChatID laughbusiness

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

#realmen don't shave his beard...even his balls

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

the world would be so much better if there are more dictator supreme leaders like me

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."
"The fire and theft...

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

#staydictator

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

There wouldn't be any Jews in America if they hadn't heard about the right of free speech.

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

jews see me rolling, they're hating

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Two Jews found the same penny.

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

What bites but doesn't swallow?

A Jewish girl.

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles? He managed to find guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

What do Jewish women make for dinner?

Reservations!

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

What does NYFD stand for?

Now You're Fucking Dead!

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

if justin bieber come to wadiah, he must grows a beard even his hormones won't allow it

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

i miss my old friend Bin Laden so much..he's must has a really good time with his girls right now in heaven

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

afghanistan must have a very fast internet line until Bin Laden could post his video in a cave

[General Aladeen @DictatorINC]

americans spell zed wrong

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Police kill New York student http://t.co/xiuw45PbjF

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they called me a dictator, at least i'm not involve in Malaysian Election