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Strange books. Questionable gifts. Biblical satire, cosmic horror, mythology drinks and sweary guided journals.

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Chalchiuhtlicue gets Clear Water: lemonade, ginger ale, lime and frozen blueberries, with no alcohol.

Drinks by Deity: Aztec: 50 stories and drinks, including 10 alcohol-free recipes. Actual pages below.

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Bastet gets Domestic Fury: pineapple and coconut, with no alcohol. The housecat still has claws.

Drinks by Deity: Egyptian: 50 stories and drinks, including 10 alcohol-free recipes. Actual pages below.

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Persephone gets One Seed: strawberry lemonade, frozen strawberries and an alcohol-free finish.

Drinks by Deity: Greek: 50 stories and drinks, including 10 alcohol-free recipes. Actual pages below.

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Write down the thing you almost said today.

The guided edition of Sweaty Thoughts I Keep to Myself has prompts, planning pages, the Sh*t List, activities and Things That Didn’t Suck. Here’s an actual page.

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Separate rooms. One hard conversation. Both get a coupon.

The Coupon Book has 199 vouchers, including 50 blank ones. Serial numbers, expiry lines and decline boxes included. Every coupon is an offer. Anyone can decline.

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Some gifts come with assembly instructions. This one tells you to fold the page until it stops folding.

Destroy This Book: 95 instructions and five checkpoints to keep track of the damage. Actual page included.

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Noah has a food blog. Of course there is a long personal story before the porridge.

Noah’s Cookbook: According to Leviticus follows meals aboard the ark and afterward, complete with comments and recipes. Actual pages below.

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Frigg asked everything to leave Baldr alone. She skipped one plant.

Baldr gets Mistletoe: cream soda, vanilla ice cream and a chocolate shell. One of 50 recipes in Drinks by Deity: Norse; 10 are alcohol-free.

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“God’s spirit is just hovering over the water like a duck that hasn’t figured out where to land yet.”

Genesis 1:2, according to The Drunk Bible. One narrator, one very long night, all sixty-six books.

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Every cat in Ulthar came home. Nobody asked where they had been.

Their drink: Midnight Census, an orange, alcohol-free recipe. Actual pages from Drinks by Deity: Eldritch for your Halloween table.

https://t.co/eAwRZGNAJi

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Strange books. Questionable gifts.

Biblical satire, cosmic horror, mythology drinks and sweary guided journals. Follow for actual pages, recipes and the occasional official complaint form.

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