my name is zev

we’re not a bank jerry…..

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

Ludacris is so criminally underrated by new generations. His I nfluence and catalogue go so crazy…

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

I’ll never understand why a woman would wear jeans under a sun dress in the peak of spring

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

mother russia in my cup, im like hey dog gey wassup…

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

Suplex city bish

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

why you looking for Covid conscious friends in 2025?

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

whichever airline is first to crack the code to froyo on the airplane I will give you all my future airfare money!

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

Unspoken feelings are unforgettable

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

do you miss me miss misery

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Columbo Eats, a supercut

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

I can’t go in, I ain’t ready

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

the Yankees are what the Knicks used to be, this is getting out of hand

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

I think I’m good on these avatar 3 trailers

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

2nd time in a row I hit an amc and sit next to someone eating something that smells offensive, just get popcorn or candy or both idc

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

@Battlefield can I pretty please get an access code? I pre-ordered the game and have now been watching twitch streamers for a couple hours with no luck...game looks so fun and I wanna dive in

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

dear samy’s camera, just have a normal parking lot instead of this tandem / valet thing like is this an identity crisis or what

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

Humans can be so cruel

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

need more love in my life, less noise….

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

at the Hollywood bowl n just saw a guy wearing two button down shirts layered upon each other, both are basically fully buttoned up, and then a cardigan on top

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

update: no more food dyes for me

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

at the airport terminal endlessly searching for pretzel m&m’s, the effort feels futile but my drive never falters….

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

In retrospect this couldn’t have been me showing my age more

[my name is zev @DiddyFatz]

reuben forever….