The Sassanid

Comic, writer, sportscaster @FATGofficial and host. Host of The Funny Side on @NigeriaInfoFM(10PM MONDAYS TO THURSDAY)
Email for enquiries: [email protected]

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Thank you!!! That'll be me...

[Nigeria Info FM 99.3 @NigeriainfoFM]

FATG Trump speaks: "I hope there is no 'stolen vote' in the match result." 😆

Do you suspect any stolen vote in the match result on Sunday? #MUNLIV #FACup

#LetsTalk #FATGlive

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

It is another day to register and get your PVC before the deadline.

This is too important, it concerns you and I, we have to be part of the process.

Register online and make sure you collect it please.

Here’s a link to register https://t.co/WAj11715pC

#GoNigeria

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Everybody is performing then. Have at it. Fucking hell!!!

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇺🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | IShowSpeed will be performing at the World Cup final closing ceremony. 🏆✅

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@SheunAdeola This one everyone is saying it. So it's a thing?

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@NicoSchira Coaching without balls. That's Allegri.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

INEC Is At Mile 3 Port Harcourt, Opposite NNPC Filling Station.

Please Pass This Round!

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

E say na lagoon cause am. Person wey dey craze.

[Anambra 1st son @UchePOkoye]

Someone should tag Tokunbo Ronu Rascal to this Flooded Lagos video.

He should prepare for more lawsuits.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

And your city dey smell wetin no good. Sit the fuck down and shut up.

[Lasisi 🇬🇧 @La3i3i]

As a lagosian i won’t lie, i look down on other states in Nigeria like mad, na only Abj i rate small.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@EricEse2 All of them are single. Chook head

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@UGOOOTWEETS You know him now ... He must surely do too much

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Steven Ndukwu, who ask you that one now....

[SKB @seyikanbai]

School of Hard Knocks visited Tony Elumelu’s mansion and was left speechless after discovering two full-sized swimming pools at the back. He also revealed that homes in his neighborhood cost over $18 million. 🤯🏡

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Somebody that can't coach outside of really good players. KDB hasn't understood the kind of shege he's about to experience next season.

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

#Allegri: “Il calcio non è una roba di dati, ma di campo dove servono i giocatori bravi per vincere le partite. Basarsi solo sui dati è riduttivo: basterebbero quelli per vincere sarebbe semplice, ma non è affatto semplice. I dati riflettono quello che accade in campo”. #Napoli

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

The Obidient Movement Rivers State Is Having A 1 Week PVC Registration For Peter Obi’s Birthday.

Please Join Them & Help Get More Voters For Peter Obi.

Kindly Share🙏🏿

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

He's that shameless so why not?

[Screen Mix @ScreenMix]

كريستيانو رونالدو يفكر جديًا بخوض بطولة كأس العالم 2030 لأنها ستكون في البرتغال ونسبة الفوز بها ستكون كبيرة 👀🇵🇹

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

If e win, problem. If e no win, w no win eh and na still problem. I don conclude say all of una don craze. Na social media make am be like say e normal for person to dey reason like this.

[Adetola @Adetola]

Ronaldo winning just two La Ligas in nine years isn’t talked about enough.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Omo mi, you no really sabi wetin you dey do or wetin you dey talk. Last year, the lagoon rose too ba? And the year before? What about the year before that? You too useless. You and your party and oga dem.

[Tokunbo Wahab @tokunbo_wahab]

The flooding currently being experienced in some parts of Lagos is largely attributable to a significant rise in the lagoon water level, which has increased by approximately one-metre.

This elevated lagoon level is impeding the effective discharge of stormwater from drainage channels into the lagoon, resulting in temporary flooding in some areas. As rainfall subsides and the lagoon water level gradually recedes, the accumulated stormwater on affected roads and streets is expected to drain off.

We appeal to Lagosians to remain patient and exercise caution while the situation normalizes. Relevant government agencies are closely monitoring developments and will continue to implement appropriate measures to mitigate the impact.

#AGreaterLagosRising

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

If you are a Lagos resident using public transportation to work today, just observe your fellow passengers, look at them, ALL of them are tired! Tired from returning from work yesterday at 11pm and waking up by 3:30am today.

Rubbish lifestyle and a useless, smelly city with zero waste management system that looks down on other premium cities like Kano, Kaduna, Jos, Uyo and Port Harcourt.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@walegates I think you have your records and timelines messed up there...

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

There's something to learn there. Tyler Perry's business operation is phenomenal and it's something to emulate.

[Dams. @damisiabijo]

All making sense now.

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

Once it is time to play for England, he's always fit for some reason.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

John Stones’ performance against Norway has fuelled discussions that he is England’s best centre-back since Bobby Moore.

But he finds himself in the peculiar situation of playing at the World Cup without a club after leaving Manchester City at the end of last season.

But his search for a new club will wait, with a World Cup semi-final against Argentina on the horizon...

📝 @SamLee

🔗 https://t.co/HrfQb4xeKU

[The Sassanid @DidiBiggs]

@DannyJamieson even your players see what your colleagues are up to. They see the patterns.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Harry Kane has addressed those post-match England interviews from Thomas Tuchel and Jude Bellingham...