Jäger 📈

Nonpartisan | Meme Enthusiast | Professional L taker

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

Still a professional L taker

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

@Whiteboy7thst Yo bo2 and ghosts deserve higher, everything else is deserved lmao

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

@BillboardCTO @uselesschad It’s sad fr. Trust no one

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

A British court imprisoned 18-year-old Martyna Ogonowska for life for stabbing her rapist in self-defense. The court didn’t care that she was acting in self defense and that she had been raped before. The court later denied her appeal to reduce her sentence from 17 years to 12.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

When you find your target audience

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

@xyz46793 No idea, I’m out now

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

To see what happened to $SSX from bonk is genuinely sad.

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Alex is so spot on

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

guy who has jerked off 7 times today is looking for a daily runner.

[GameStop @gamestop]

We stole your girl @BestBuy

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

@ThrillaRilla369 I think cops are alright people.

[Jäger 📈 @DidntTakeProfit]

@vvargxs Israel.

[Web3Jew🏦 @cryptobarbaria1]

someone in my family has been diagnosed with a small penis.

the treatment costs are way higher than what i can currently cover and we are in a rush

if you want to help, here are the wallets:

sol address:

3cjPcoCJxo8feAyqwTGZKoUFjQRfEme2LZHx5jsWMRbz

if you cant donate, a retweet helps ton.

if you want proof, Ill send pictures and updates privately, but if you know me, you know i dont fuck around with this stuff

Genuinely, thanks a lot.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

life when you’re not attached to anyone

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

now tell them jeffrey epstein is satoshi nakamoto

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

Undisputed BRUTAL facts about how corrupted this shitty space has become!

Learn to survive.

🔺 Fact: On Solana’s meme launchpad pumpfun, about 98.6 percent of launched tokens were classified as rug pulls or pump and dump schemes. Only around 97,000 out of seven million tokens ever kept more than 1,000 dollars in liquidity.

🔺 Fact: The same Solidus Labs analysis found that roughly 93 percent of Raydium liquidity pools showed soft rug pull characteristics.

🔺 Fact: A CoinWire study of 1,567 meme coins promoted by 377 KOLs/ influencers showed that about 80% + percent of those influencers promoted meme coins that had lost 90% value within hours.

🔺 Fact: Academic research on crypto influencers shows that average cumulative returns after influencer tweets turn negative within days and reach around minus 2.2 percent after ten days and minus 6.5 percent after thirty days.

🔺 Fact: A broader review of financial influencers in crypto finds that influencer recommendations systematically and almost always lead to losses for retail investors, not gains.

🔺 Fact: A cross chain analysis of 34,988 meme coins across #Ethereum, #BNB Smart Chain, #Solana and #Base concludes that meme coins are structurally primed for manipulation because almost all of their value comes from social sentiment, not fundamentals.

🔺 Fact: A study cited by the National Bureau of Economic Research estimates that around 70 percent of reported cryptocurrency trading volume is actually wash trading on some exchanges. #Binance leading the way.

🔺 Fact: Other research on centralised exchanges finds that for many ERC20 tokens, wash trading consistently accounts for more than 15 percent of volume and can spike far higher in volatile conditions.

🔺 Fact: In NFT markets, scientific studies report wash trading levels above 80 percent on platforms like LooksRare and above 80 percent on X2Y2 during some periods.

🔺 Fact: In 2025, an FBI sting operation created a fake token and caught a crypto financial firm that admitted to sham trades to inflate volume and price. The firm pled guilty and was banned from United States linked crypto activity.

🔺 Fact: Investigations into memecoin launchpads show that pumpfun has generated hundreds of millions in revenue from a one percent fee while a huge majority of listed coins either rug or collapse shortly after launch.

🔺 Fact: In the WIRED memecoin case, attackers used #pumpfun to launch a fake media branded coin, controlled a huge percent of the supply, and extracted an estimated 8,000 to 10,000 dollars in under twenty minutes before laundering the funds through Binance.

🔺 Fact: A 2025 academic study finds that social media sentiment and influencer activity are among the strongest drivers of early token price action, far more important than fundamentals at launch.

🔺 Fact: Serious research now treats wash trading and coordinated manipulation as market wide phenomena in crypto, not edge cases, and shows that exchanges exploit volatility spikes to expand fake volume.

🔺 Fact: Meme coin studies repeatedly show that the typical pattern is simple extraction. Insiders seed liquidity, drive narrative, then exit, while most late participants are mathematically guaranteed to lose.

🔺 Fact: Data show that centralized exchanges’ combined spot and derivatives volumes hit record highs (over $10.3 trillion in October 2025) with derivatives trading peaking around $7.56 trillion; one report shows CME Group overtook Binance in open interest share following the crash.

🔺 Fact: Binance fired an internal investigator after he uncovered more than 300 million dollars in wash trading and manipulation by VIP client DWF Labs.
Source: The Wall Street Journal, May 2024
WSJ reports that the investigator found manipulation by DWF Labs. Binance terminated him. DWF remained a VIP client.

🔺 Fact: The same WSJ investigation documented repeated pump and dump behaviour by DWF Labs on Binance.
Source: The Wall Street Journal
The article outlines multiple instances of suspicious trading patterns linked to DWF.

🔺 Fact: Binance settled with the United States government for 4.3 billion dollars for anti money laundering and sanctions violations.
Source: U.S. Department of Justice
This is one of the largest corporate criminal settlements in U.S. history.

🔺 Fact: BNB Chain was halted by its validator set after a bridge exploit in October 2022.
Source: Blockworks, BNB Chain post mortem
BNB Chain stopped block production while validators coordinated a restart. A decentralized chain cannot be halted like this.

🔺 Fact: Binance has held around 40 to 60 percent of global crypto trading volume for long periods.
Sources: ESMA, Reuters, Kaiko
Multiple independent reports confirm this centralisation.

🔺 Fact: A peer reviewed paper documents that the October 10–11 2025 crypto crash erased around 19 billion dollars in open interest. Binance outages contributed to the cascade.
Source: SSRN
Shows how a single venue can amplify global systemic risk.

🔺 Fact: On October 10–11, Binance showed extreme price deviations across more than 100 trading pairs compared to other major exchanges.
Sources: Kaiko exchange comparison, independent analysts
These deviations were documented by professionals and public data.

🔺 Fact: An academic study of 34,988 BNB Smart Chain tokens found that about 60 percent became inactive after less than one day.

🔺 Fact: Multiple blockchain analytics firms (Chainalysis, Solidus Labs) identify BNB Smart Chain as one of the chains with the highest rug-pull density.
Sources: Chainalysis Crypto Crime Report, Solidus Labs
BSC repeatedly appears at the top of rug pull statistics.

🔺 Fact: Binance allows rapid token creation on BNB Smart Chain with minimal friction, enabling large scale malicious launches.

🔺 Fact: Binance listings involve private negotiations and opaque processes.

🔺 Fact: Countless centralised exchanges, including Binance, have been found by researchers to host wash trading and inflated volumes.

There is much more...

- By $MASTR project