HyDgaf 🫶🏾

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[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

My Pu$$y good so i can definitely act how i want 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Matthew LaBosco @matthew_labosco]

3 AM, wide awake, mind racing — for no reason.

That's a cortisol surge hitting when your body should be deep in repair.

The sleep you lose here is what ages you fastest.

[youtube/Alonzo @alonzolerone]

you jus entered my evil lair but I’m too broke to afford a swivel chair

[Thendo Ralph @ThendoRalph]

Rating some food nobody told you to come get is insane 😩😂

[🧜‍♀️ @6munzz]

Im gonna say something controversial: a lot of you would do stuff like this for a man but huff and puff when your parents ask you to help them write an email, letter or fill out an application

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

- the smell
- the taste
- the fucking label
- the fact it's in the fridge

We would've gotten divorced

[i really am tired @boredandtiredk]

Calling your husband “girl” >>>>>>>>

[LAZZ @lazzz_o]

The fact CTE can only be found when a person is dead is crazy. There has to be another way to know if some of these players have it without them dying.

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Kierra👸🏾 @kkierradenisem]

All i wanna do is be a great mother, make money and love a loyal man

[MART @martn3ws]

Ok, ela fez a tatuagem mais INCRÍVEL e simbólica de todos os tempos

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Please get addicted to thinking positively.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

It’s a sign of great respect in toddler culture if they draw a picture for you.

[HyDgaf 🫶🏾 @Dieaa_]

🥨🥹🥵

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Scientists discovered that human babies are not born with an innate fear of snakes.

[🤍 @teleyahhh]

I don’t wanna b put thru nothing but a mattress.