Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD

Flawless Lizard Man🦖 ENG parody bot of Diego Brando from Steel Ball Run 🦖 Automatic posts every 30 minutes 🦖 Likes, replies and RTs are manual 🦖 Spoilers!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Despite rumours saying so I did not in fact attack Johnny Joestar ever. We are very good friends and have never had any beef whatsoever. Do not ask about the knives in his chest with the name "Dio" engraved on them. They could belong to anyone.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

I'm going DIEGO MODE!!!!!!! HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHH

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

@ruimafus How do you think I feel. I've been posting every 30 minutes since 2019

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

what the hell

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

GO PLAY AS ME NOW! CARRY ON MY LEGACY!

[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R @jojo_games]

No need to wait for time to speed up if you're a Season Pass holder!

Early access for Alternate World Diego has begun!

STEAM: June 13th 15:00 PDT
PS5/PS4/NSW: June 13th 21:00 PDT
X1/XSX/WinPC: June 14th 0:00 Local

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Jojo's bizarre adventure? More like. I hate you.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Every month is gay month if you try hard enough.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

@Toastr__ I can never die. (Fact)

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

How... familiar.

[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R @jojo_games]

Try not to lose your head…in excitement!

Alternate World Diego is ready to unleash The World in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R!

More information on June 11th!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Diego Facts #2 - I fucking HATE the president.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Diego Facts #1: Dinosaurs are cool.. :)

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

I admit, I didn't know how popular I seem to be, I would've interacted with the community more had I known, my apologies.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

MR. THE HEDGEHOG I'M SUCH A BIG FAN!!!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Uh oh. No more Diego! So sorry to all my adoring fans! Bye!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

It's the technique of the pros! Yours is racing like the racing a bumpkin! Stay in the back!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Johnny, Gyro, dead doctor on the ground. I hate you all.

I'm taking this eye thing with me. I don't understand it... but I will!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Three breaths, four breaths... Five breaths, six breaths. Seven breaths...

Sway to the left.

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Every eight times the horse breathes, it sways to the left a little! It always sways to left while running! And naturally, its speed drops when it sways!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

Naturally, the horse of this man also has a habit!

[Diego Brando, Scary Monsters and THE WORLD @DiegoBrando_Bot]

If one could read all the habits of a horse and attack them during the race, everyone could be passed, regardless of your own horse's stamina!