Duncan Coutts

Parody.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

lost followers. now i am depressed and pessimistic. i am no longer duncan... i am duncan't. #OLP #Edgefest #Duncant

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

@SMC92 Great album but wouldn't you admit, covering Lana Del Ray is way better than playing stuff from it? #OLP #Edgefest

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

@emilyagard I much prefer waistcoasts.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

And yes, that was a pun. #OLP #Puncan

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.@RascalRaine didn't like that tweet about the leather jackets so he cancelled my Twitter account. I had to pull some strings to get it back

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.@RascalRaine It's your fault. You're the one that suddenly decided we needed to wear leather jackets...

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

I literally can't play bass without wearing a waistcoat.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.@RascalRaine How many times have I told you... Promising to make the next LP like Clumsy is not an alternative to paying money.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

#IfIWasPresident B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides B-sides

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

What overrated, commercialized pop song do you want us to cover in place of a song from our amazing back-catalog at Edgefest? #OLP #Edgefest

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

The fans are requesting Steve's Mullet hair that he got cut off earlier this year. I'd be happy to release it for you! #OLP #StevesOldMullet

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

Just made dinner. Also made a bunch of other, smaller meals as the b-sides.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.@RascalRaine Bitches love my appreciation of b-sides.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

OH GOD "WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE" HAS STARTED PLAYING, HE'S ON TO ME.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

Snuck into the basement where @RascalRaine can't find me so that I can write some b-sides. Time is short. #OLP #Bsides

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.@RascalRaine I reserve the right to leave this question unanswered. I know where this leads.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

.Worried that @RascalRaine is gonna change his mind about the new bassline I worked hard on earlier. #OLP #WontTurnBack

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

@RascalRaine Fuck.

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

@RascalRaine Wow! I wasn't actually expecting this! I don't know what to say now! Yippee!

[Duncan Coutts @DiehardDuncan]

@RascalRaine I have an idea, let's release some b-sides!