Dylan Fields

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO!?!?

[Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @MaliceDaFirenze]

We're making a game where you play a courier rider in 13th century Mongolia

No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness.

Would you play this?

[JJD @wakeupkacho]

You do realize how firefighters being unable to extricate a victim is a bad thing, right?

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

He was running for his life.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

he had calculations to do

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

what is your biggest pet peeve?

tim walz: when someone’s going too darn slow in the left hand lane!

jd vance: the obsolete fallopian tubes of the postmenopausal female

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

“Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Another unconscionable lie from Tim Walz:

In 2017 Tim was reportedly at a friend’s house and said, “Welp, I gotta head out.” But then stood in the entry way to chat for another 75 minutes!

Which is it Tim? Do you “gotta head out” or not??

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Truck claimed best ace of 2023 and followed it up with another contender for 2024.

[SkinsMonkey @skinsmonkey]

AK47 for my teammates 😆

[J.D. Burke (on bsky) @JDylanBurke]

no one on the entire face of the earth and in all of recorded history has ever been more desperate to be liked

[mediocre homo @mediocrehomo]

i’m sorry it’s a masterpiece

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Bruh got a lot of time in his hands 🤣 bravo anyways 😅👏👏

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Before there were football guys, there was Jay Cutler

[Clark Lawson @clarksonlawson_]

This is why you don’t see many conservatives in Hollywood.

Some conservatives are so rigid in their thinking that their first instinct when encountering artistic expression is to react with anger/disgust or jump to conspiracy theories, rather than seeking to understand it.

Art and creativity require an open mind to flow freely. If you live in rigid paranoia, you’ll never be able to create, except perhaps out of rage.

[Mike Cyprien @CoachCyp_NOLA]

This was the math problem that kept JT off the floor.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Is this your dad? https://t.co/BQNMgqOYit

[LeBron James @KingJames]

This is too 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥