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@SubstantialLoaf Bret the shitman Fard

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Why do some people put their after pics on the left and the before on the right? Shit is as annoying as the people who walk on the left side of hallways.

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❌ “If you’re reading this”

✅ “Since you’re reading this”

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When you watch too much Sharknado

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@i_borborygmi @UrielWatcher @LibertyCappy

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Solid science fiction haul today

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I’m watching Farscape all the way through (idk), and they have a random “holodeck broke” episode like Star Trek made use of so much (in many series). Only difference is: instead of a holodeck made of light, they plug their heads into a fleshy device like Cronenberg’s eXistenZ.

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Using AirPods while driving is galaxy brain energy. I legit have 5 unused FM transmitters in my junk drawer you can have. Anyone over the age of 27 who didn’t grow up wealthy probably does.

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@WWEID @BrussHamiltonGB

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Me showing up to the function

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@PeriodFarts Yes

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The horniest people on Earth are those that ask influencers (with zero expertise in anything) questions like it’s a Ted Talk

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It’s just like meemaw used to say:

If u ain’t truckin u ain’t fuckin

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@PeriodFarts Put her behind the chair and have her peek over the top of it

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Yfw you back out of a home purchase that needed more foundation repair than was originally expressed and the owner wasn’t willing to call hoh sis (yes this actually happened to me)

https://t.co/ybz83DhfsY

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@SubstantialLoaf @TheWapplehouse Rick Harrison: it works every time

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@SubstantialLoaf @TheWapplehouse It’s definitely a moon

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“Gorge, she was a nympho-chondriac! “

“Sounds like my mother’s kidney disease!”

*seinfeld theme*

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@PeriodFarts No, what is it?

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BIG JIM HAS GOTTA WEIGH IN, BROTHER

[Charleston Gazette-Mail @wvgazettemail]

Statements from officials across West Virginia's political landscape have been released, all universally condemning the assassination attempt on former President Donald J. Trump.
https://t.co/D3nILzjdar