Die$el Arb$

this account exists for the love of the game and to keep me accountable. 🌙 ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[Die$el Arb$ @Diesel_arbs]

Ain’t readin allat chief, gtfo

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[BoomerGary1958 @garyboomer58]

Just outbid a young couple expecting their first kid on a 3/2 with 1,400 sq ft

I got their number for when it’s ready to rent so they get first dibs

Doing the right thing feels nice

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[ary(i)ff @igloopotato_]

Lowkey might be tweet of the year.

[Sweep @0xSweep]

😭😭😭

[Die$el Arb$ @Diesel_arbs]

@TheArbFather Free

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

Do. not. stop.

Thoreau

[PsyPost.org @PsyPost]

A new study shows that individuals with similar levels of autistic traits are naturally drawn to one another. Brain scans reveal they use alternative, highly effective neural strategies to connect, challenging traditional deficit-based models of autism. https://t.co/6YgJpV6iHU

[Antwon Davis @Mrgimme3dat]

I remember when Ohtani was the last leg on ya slip and ya had ya feet up

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

Yeah, definitely getting a 100 on this exam now.

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

Marcus Aurelius, an underrated one

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

Dumbest fucking hypothetical ever posted

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I think beer might actually be estrogenic because after 9 or 10 I can’t drive for shit and won’t shut my mouth

[Die$el Arb$ @Diesel_arbs]

Trying a new strat. Will update soon.

Also might start tweeting on some bullshit again🎲

[Die$el Arb$ @Diesel_arbs]

@BenKnicks18 What’s the secret bro