scrimp shampi 🇵🇸

load bearing gargoyle

[Julia🤳 @out_of_eggs]

A streetcar named lack of desire

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

either everything’s a joke or nothing is. or some things are

[eve @bubblegumbword]

Separating the art from the artist and telling my 5yo daughter her watercolor painting sucks

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

putting my prized apple pie on this windowsill… here, on the top floor of the world trade center

[Art Encyclopedia @artenpedia]

Clare Turlay Newberry (1903-1970): Cat Napping, before 1940

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

I’m lowkey insecure about my email address

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Dear hiring manager, I’m tame. I’m docile. And I love companies

[scrimp shampi 🇵🇸 @DietDoctorPhil]

Modern poets be like “I’m sticking my head in the air fryer”

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

Gonna frame a photo of Zohran on my wall like Catholic grandmothers did with JFK

[Michael Hurley @michaelFhurley]

OFFICER: What are you names?

TWO GUILTY TEENAGERS: Uhh …

[chud apatow @benadryldoer]

it’s crazy how i’m the only person in their 20s who feels lost and directionless

[scrimp shampi 🇵🇸 @DietDoctorPhil]

deleting twitter btw friends it was fun until it wasnt </3 my user is dietdrphil on blsky byeee

[scrimp shampi 🇵🇸 @DietDoctorPhil]

Never kill yourself

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I have male loneliness and female breasts and nonbinary work ethic

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

what a world this person lives in. no hate or fear, but no cheese either. i don’t know if i could make the switch

[Joseph K. @wallsallaround]

Who up saucing they scrod