Stokes Malone

a poor man’s Jennifer Lawrence

[Stokes Malone @Diffrent_Stokes]

My regular everyday depression greeting my seasonal depression

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@ julia louis dreyfus

[BenDavid Grabinski @bdgrabinski]

There’s nothing better than when an actor takes a nothing line and makes it hilarious based on the delivery alone. Some people truly could make the phone book funny.

[clintoris @clintoris]

When I say “I am going to kill myself” it’s code for “my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool”

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I dislocated my knee doing the stanky leg last night

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I really do be “fan girling” over the same dude just different fonts

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Why r thong tags the length of CVS receipts ???

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@ChardBeau The alcohol was the present

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@ChardBeau Isn’t this what all Christmas looks like?

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Idk something about taking a Snapchat of yourself crying is ~healing~

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Say no to Instagram notes

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85% of people on Tik Tok have zero understanding of what “POV” aka point of view actually means…

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Grandpa joe is my sworn enemy

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@ChardBeau It’s retails time to shine. Everyone else is on cruise control ahaha

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“Love Actually” deserves MORE ATTENTION.

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@fernnn7 Literally didn’t know he existed til this year and everyone thought I was joking when I had no idea who he was 😂😂

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Hot girls have ugly ID photos. Or so I tell myself

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@fernnn7 I hope @TMONEYSIZZLE isn’t in town

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All up in my man’s ear like….

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Did you know me name is Sid? But me still like to be called Cookie Monster.