Doug

Texan. Shitposter. 1A | 2A | 21A Enjoyer. Friendly Twitter Retard.

Just tryna get my 🌟Gold🌟 checkmark back. #HookEm

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Thought I'd repost some food pics for the current cultural exchange. 🇯🇵🤝🇺🇸

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@larry22717 I don't need the context. Valid crashout. Fuck Microsoft.

[TwoPleceCoogs @Two3456789Co]

Bro 😭😭😭

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@larry22717 Ah yes, wouldn't want to be confused with Austin, Minnesota. Home of the Spam Museum.

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@larry22717 Gimme a snail. 24 hours is nothing in comparison to my immortal snail plans.

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We're an attention-based economy. Trump crosses my feed multiple times of the day, and I'll probably never cross your feed after this thread in the rest of your natural life.

We're compensated in a manner that reflects that. Just seems pretty natural to me. I think pretty highly of myself, but I'm not so delusional to put myself as deserving of NBA Final tickets or whatever benefits "American royalty" comes with.

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$8k is a lot, but it's doable for me. I'll still be watching it on TV though.

Blame the secondhand ticket market on this one. Basic supply and demand. So few seats, so many interested.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here's video of Trump saying on Air Force One of extremely expensive NBA Finals tickets: "You can watch it on TV. That's the way life goes."

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"Out of touch" would be something more akin to pushing one of the other major sports which are also prohibitively expensive in their championships. "Watch it on TV" is exactly what millions of Americans are going to do instead.

And yes, he can do all those things as president of the United States and with more of his own money than I'll ever earn in my life.

I won't be president and I most likely will not attend any NBA finals either. There are 8 billion or so people in the world and nowhere near that many seats for either. I'm in the majority there.

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@_msh_1988 @GrauTweets @Captain_toke It's always been American flag blue. The bright blue was just a base coat.
https://t.co/czinjvqjBE

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@larry22717 Ok...

..the ellipses thing feels targeted.
(Texting and work were my worst areas. Sounds about right)

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@larry22717 They're right, once you learn Coleslaw -> Bread, you never go back.

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@larry22717 Canon event for us all.

I did it with a 32oz to-go cup. They say you can't cry over spilled milk, but that doesn't hold true for Dr. Pepper. 😢

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@larry22717 @catojec Hit on a 13 and flipped a 9. It do be like that sometimes.

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@larry22717 @sunQ_osrs @Dexerto The algorithm, and apparently you, both know me quite well.

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I don't recall ever referring to the GOAT as "Bush"

Please clap.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Why do we call Trump, Obama, Bush, and Biden by their last names but Kamala and Hillary by their first names??? Whats the logic behind this??!!!!

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@sunQ_osrs @Dexerto $10k used car inspected by two different mechanics, is usually his go-to pitch on the show.

Even if you just *have* to go new, settling for like $25k-$35k instead of $65k+ is a good start.

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@larry22717 There's like 4 different cowboys in Texas, and they all claim the others aren't real cowboys.

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@larry22717 Before marriage? Repent. smh

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@larry22717 Knew you'd catch that lol, but didn't know that was where the train was. I know West, but that's because I know Waco fairly well. Haven't been there, just would always see it on weather forecasts.

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I do not want to know the psychopath that picks "D" here.

[El Grande Americano - Tier 1 for Life @_cruzctrl1]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to anywhere in West, Tx. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

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@larry22717 What's the old adage?

"The beauty of their women and taste of their food made the Brits the best sailors in the world."