People in my DMs be like:
1) Hi!
2) How are you?
3) How's life?
4) I hope you are safe.
5) How's college?
6) How's crypto?
7) How long do you have to complete your Ph.D. in humor?
8) How's your boyfriend? (which I don't have)
9) Reply?
10) Wanted to say that I have a...