The Circle™

We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Wearing masks into banks is suddenly normal

[The Circle™ @DigidiDise]

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Dzing Dzing https://t.co/Q0oXVxNfGP

[⭐Jill Scott⭐ @missjillscott]

Norf Sideeeeee @TierraWhack @REALDJPREMIER

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Qwala

[ISHMAEL 🏴‍☠️☠️🇿🇦🇨🇩🇵🇸 @mr_shimmy]

This lady created a WhatsApp group for all her boyfriends to call them to order because they have been behaving like bitches lately, I Stan a Queen 👸🏾 . 🙆🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A man asked to pray for Atlanta,Georgia
“all the men I've seen 110 pounds 98% are gay.”😭💀

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@Ms_Logical Same WhatsApp group. Re kaofela

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Classic drummy

[GOD GULUVA @Zweli_Thixo]

Never date those girls who will tell you that they crazy.

Back at home, I used to date this other girl, I remember the first time she cheated, I broke up with her through a call, she laughed and said “Soke sbone, my love.” Then she ended the call.

Later on, while we were watching Generations, I heard chickens making noise. I went outside to check, I found her holding a one with a chokeslam and a knife, “Uphinde ukhulume loya dodi, nizodla iGravy la ekhenu” I noticed she went for the chicken that uGogo loves the most and if it would die angabulawa yi Heart attack. I apologized and told her, “I forgive you”. We went to my room, masifika she made me dance to prove that we are okay, “Smile phela”.

Kudlule i3 months, she cheated, and I dumped her again. Then she said “Good luck”. A few hours later, ngezwa phaaa!! iWindow, it was a brick with a note on it, “Imagine sesishaya uGogo wakho lestina”. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi akekho right, I told her it’s fine I forgive you. She invited me over, it was the first time I kissed for 2 hours, after an hour I heard her saying “Kiss me ngathi you last saw me last year.” That time, my lips are hurting ngathi I was in a fight noRambo. When I thought we were done ngimuzwe ethi “Kiss me ngathi amaLips wam enziwe nge ice cream, push me against the wardrobe”,

It was the first time ngiba neCramp on my face. Then we got to be a happy couple again, after a week yena she decided to dump me. I was so happy. Then the following night I got an SMS ethi “Come outside” Haibo! I found her carrying 10kg white sugar sitting on top of iJojo tank, “Oh so vele bewufuna sihlukane?”. I told her that she was the one who wanted us to end things, she said “Manje why ungekho hurt?” the sugar was open and if she pours it, at home we going to drink sweet water. She gave me an offer to cry and show that I'm hurt, I started crying ngumuzwe ethi “Manje ziphi izinyembezi?” I had to poke my eyes so I could get tears, and she was not done, “Manje why are you not shaking kubonakale uhlukumezekile”.

That year, she got a job offer, eGoli, and left. Now the problem is I also got an offer last week, I was so happy until I noticed it was fake because the last part of the email is the one haunting me.

It says “You will take this offer or uzophuza iSweet water neFamily.
Kind regards
MAZAZA LOVES YOU” 😭😭

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Zonke le zinja

[Mbali Mashinini @mbalis_bakery]

“Imagine if Julius Malema was the president of the country, Besiyoba njani?”

[YouSceneThis? @YouSceneThis]

They don't make grandmas like this anymore 😂

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Dzing Dzing

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Dicombo tse I would sue.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

He has to sue😭😭😭😭

[LES :: @garvageart]

She means so much to me

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Bheki is singing how he met up with criminals.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Might be the greatest first touch and finish I think I’ve ever witnessed

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Anele did a fusek madam.

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@KabeloMeko Tjovitjo madzala

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Kopa token of appreciation.

[mister @KabeloMeko]

🤣 o bora bline