Digimon Otis

Digimon Battler / Trader. The Anime of the same name does not concern me. The opinions expressed on this page are none other than my own.

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Once again, the rhetoricians and con artists of the Anti-Digimon movement are attempting to manipulate the narrative.

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DULUTH, MINNESOTA— The "DigimonOtis Brands to Watch" list has inducted Digimon, Longhorn Steakhouse, and Bandai, for their exceptional potential in 2021, and beyond.

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..Qixia, which is currently being held prisoner by China. I implore DIGIMON fans to support the cause by continuously enjoying and lending patronage to all DIGIMON content internationally."

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Major announcement from the DIGIMON OTIS Newswire. Coming 9:00 AM, EST.

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...False Gamers accountable for their misdeeds. "The Digimon Otis brand is going nowhere. Moving forward, we will send game developers back to work to ensure the release of DIGIMON SURVIVE, as well as the worldwide debut of DIGIMON NEW CENTURY, a mobile release developed by...

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...good health, and have been intubated at the recommendation of my medical advisors only as a precautionary measure." Digimon Otis went on to describe the Metacritic score of DIGIMON STORY CYBER SLEUTH: HACKER'S MEMORY (2018) as a "Sham," and reiterated his intentions to hold...

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Digimon Otis was quick to refute any claims that he had, in fact, tested positive for the Corona Virus, which the science is still out on. "The science is still out on the Corona Virus, which has conveniently been used as Election Bait." Otis said. "I can assure you, I am in...

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Dr. Edward Huse was available for comment. "Digimon Otis is in high spirits and we expect a full recovery." The doctor stated further, "Digimon Otis is looking forward to returning to his duties of creating compelling Digimon content, and combating Fraud in all its many forms."

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WILKES-BARRE, PA - It is with great sorrow we report that Digimon Otis has been afflicted with the H1N1 virus. Also known as the "Swine Flu", this deadly pathogen was allowed to propagate roughshod throughout the twisted tenure of the 44th POTUS and plagues us to this very day.

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In a world where achievement is measured in vapid platitudes, cowardice quickly becomes the norm. - OTIS

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Very convenient, that Games Production is beset by a global pandemic just in time to hinder the development of DIGIMON SURVIVE, the release that would elevate the DIGIMON property to its deserved cultural and spiritual forefront in 2020 A.D. and beyond. Perhaps too convenient.

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Fealty to the woebegone BAKUGAN brand. The final nail in the coffin of the hated Nintendo Switch.

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It's not my questions which offend you. It's the answers they intend to uncover. - Otis

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Consider only this: The sheer potential of what could have been imparted upon our civilization, if only the great minds of history, Newton, Washington, Mozart– were alive today to be honed & enhanced from childhood onward, by strategy-intensive releases such as "Digimon World 2."

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I demand that we open the dialogue regarding the blatantly partisan Metascore given to Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker's Memory.

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@IdontknowScott Opinions, as portions of the mind, can be improved through education.

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For months, I have carefully observed my enemies. I am now ready to put my life on the line to combat institutionalized fraud & "Fake News."

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.@IdontknowScott Incorrect. Digimon is a powerhouse brand that is expected to perform admirably in 2017 and beyond.
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@thefoxywalton Holy Mary mother of god, what were we man. Digimon still sucks 😂

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The groundbreaking dual-partner system of "Digimon World: -next 0rder-" offers a fascinating reprieve from the stale RPG mechanics of old.