Digi Mortal

I used to be there, now I'm here. Not sure where that is, but that's where I am. Here was there until I got here, now I'm not there.

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Just a reminder:
#UFOs are real.

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@__Arthur_Dent__ @kaitlancollins ... you get hit in the eye.

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@susanhodson17 @jeda3342 Joshua: "even the kids?"
God: "every last mf"
...so righteous.
Plus, never happened.
Double whammy.

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@therealcliffyb Most people don't know, you can ignore them and walk right on by.

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@__Arthur_Dent__ @NotHoodlum The kind from a can

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@__Arthur_Dent__ @s8n Can confirm.
42 times

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@grumpypup @themikeross @SteveInFoxboro @propugnaculum @realannapaulina "where's the proof?"
"Open your eyes, it's everywhere"
"Ok, can you show me?"
"If you can't see it, you're just stupid"
This interaction is so cliche, it's pop culture. Stop the gaslighting and post a link to said proof or stfu. Stop being a cliche.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

I'm sorry that Mitch McConnell appears to have suffered a medical incident. He'll have the best health care that tax-payers' money can buy, and return to work to abolish medicare and social security for the rest of us.

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@EverythingOOC Seems legit.

I'm not people.

[Randy Pitchford @DuvalMagic]

Why aren’t you playing Remnant 2? (wrong answers only). I will select three of my favorite answers and DM you to give you a code for a free copy of the game.

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@DuvalMagic I already set the Speedrun time to be beat.

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@egalitarianhope @DebbieSVA @Carolyn55464615 @Jim_Jordan @DonaldJTrumpJr It's called pointing out hypocrisy and performative actions. It's just sad that Trump is an example every time.

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@elt2jv_ssbn739 @hesanaughtyboy @204queen0574 @brian_ak47 You had me going until this. Kudos.

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@CovertGoat @tbender1028 @JustTheTweets17 @Jim_Jordan And hypocrisy.
He seems to have no problem trusting their whistleblowers that never seems to show up.

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@Jim_Jordan Yet you trust their whistleblower about Hunter that never seems to show up...
Talk about selective outrage.

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@MrOrange2222 @InternetH0F Then NYC doesn't deserve fast food, cleaning services, parking attendants, grocery stores, blah blah blah.
Funny how the people who deserve to starve, according to you, sell the food and clean up the crap.

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@NotHoodlum X-tendzz

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@halomancer1 X-tender

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@ask_aubry "Oh. So, we can hold the people today accountable for the sins of their ancestors?"
Conversation takes immediate u turn.

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@RepMTG That settles it.
Impeach Hunter Biden.

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@TracyPo95491972 @shashonna000 @MikeSington Trump did. Trump made this meme. Trump used his child to make a bad joke. Trump insisted his child is off limits.
That's it.
That's the tweet.
For once in your miserable, brainwashed existence:
BLAME TRUMP.