Danny Mercer

Student / science experiment / last hope for mankind / bacon lover.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Fuck you textbook.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Can I haz hugs? #Zombie

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

I should sleep or whatever. Monday is approaching fast. Too fast.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

@LegionsMind I hope you brought enough for everyone.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Some guy told me he doesn't go down on his girlfriend and she doesn't complain. I told him it’s because someone else does.

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@ZeroTheZombie Hiya V

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Popup ads are the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

@SomeKindOfHero OK...Now what?

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Just so you know the new rules to CPR,,,, there's no more blowing, just pumping..... I know.. It's like the romance is gone

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Christmas eve and I'm officially bored. #Help

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

@deadairdevil What's wrong love? Tell doctor Danny.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Hurricane Sandy's got nothing on Hurricane Bawbag.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

@skyhelpteam Sky+ hd

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@skyhelpteam But it's been doing this for days now.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

@skyhelpteam Sorry about that mate. Just getting annoyed with constant problems. It just says program info is not available.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

Hey @SkyHelpTeam! What the fuck is the problem now? Can't view anything recorded on my planner.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

This girl just rolled her eyes so hard at me she opened a trans-dimensional vortex.

[Danny Mercer @DigitalZombie1]

They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say, "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd