Lucas Aaron

Artist, photographer, writer and comic lover. Needless to say, I'm not the hero this city wants or deserves.

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@marieburrito91 I mean, if there are internet or systems issues.. I know a guy.

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@marieburrito91 Adorable is my weakness as well.. it's a tactic that I wish were used less yet I can never get enough of..

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@marieburrito91 Malls still in exist in the wild? Like real malls with real stores?! I am so excited for this news... Please make my year and tell me they have payphones and escalators too? That would be my Disneyland.. my Graceland .

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@marieburrito91 It's sort of my specialty.. I have no useful ninja training skills to speak of so sarcasm is thy shuriken I shall aim true for asses even if I throw like a Geisha.

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@marieburrito91 Hey no need to explain.. ya got gals out here selling their bath water. On the scale of normal to Casey Anthony crazy feeling yourself is definitely on the more accepted end of the spectrum. Toot on personal horn Tooter!

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@emilylouize It's that kind thinking that made Natty Light a staple of Midwestern trailer parks, forevermore..

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@marieburrito91 I remember the great dead housing bubble of nineteen ninety juice. Devestating to this Day-oh.
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@marieburrito91 Dude.. I gotta bubble.. seriously I get visibly aggitated. Stay outta my bubble people...

That's my bubble.
But muthafuckas always wanna test me!? Especially at Walmart.

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@marieburrito91 Redheads are my weakness.. seriously.. once I did battle with a gaggle of gingers and was eventually taken down by their unstoppable ginger eye lasers!

Been practicing my crane kicks for a rematch.

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@marieburrito91 So THAT is the secret to getting my grey hairs to disappear. 🤦🏻‍♂️ How come no one told me?

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Hyper Sensitive Man, able to absorb passive aggressive vibes from foe's that he can then use against unsuspecting managers at Boston Market for clout. #LevelUp

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@marieburrito91 Chris Tucker's best work.. Even better than when he was Smokey in Friday. #UnpopularOpinion #UnpopularPersonGivingIt

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@marieburrito91 Working on the weekends is non-American anyhow. Tell them you call off next weekend and want paid cause you love your country and if they love theirs too they will comply. #MovinOnUp #SeriouslyCanadaLookingAwesome

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@marieburrito91 I don't dislike it. I am just petty and spiteful when things outshine me. The only thing I possess that compete with either of those things is much like glitter I stick to you when I'm attached and it's hard to get me away..

And my hair shimmers with silver specs now a days.

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@marieburrito91 These days I play it safe and rep my crew (which includes a real life knight) and am content on being a Tiny Dancer. Aside from the sequened body suits and glitter, it's not such a bad place to be.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@marieburrito91 Then again that's sort of like saying today that "I was once the POG champion of my neighborhood."

It's like "Slow down killer, give the rest of us a chance with your Yu-Gi-Oh skillset."

The power of the duel has broken more homes than the housing bubble.

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@marieburrito91 Yessss! My sister had a ton of those things and I was.. ahem.. forced to play with them so we could bond as siblings and whatnot. But I go hard in the sky paint and got really good. Could have went pro had I not broke my arm my junior year.

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@marieburrito91 I may or may not know that you are pretty accurately describing DMT.

Or one of those SkyDancer toys from the 90's.

Take my advice, the first options are usually the best...