Kevin Robertson

** May actually be an analogue human

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@LewisRhysHill They become Xcrement

[Elite Dangerous @EliteDangerous]

🖥️ Enter for your chance to win an exclusive Elite Dangerous @OverclockersUK custom PC!

🔗 https://t.co/hDzKvT5ur3

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@robertfenech Love the idea but showing the completed green grid is a little pointless. Obvs you can't show each attempt seperately so how about having a % of each green square coloured with yellow to represent the number of checks for that letter, eg: 10 checks is 50% yellow?

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

In 5 weeks…

1. Parties never happened
2. If they did, no rules were broken
3. There were parties, PM did not attend
4. PM did attend but, despite the BYOB invite, pics, and attendance of his wife, it was a work meeting, therefore, no rules were broken �

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@brad_frost https://t.co/nTT25U8fZL

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

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[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

There will be another perfectly reasonable explanation; such as the photographs and DNA evidence incriminating him are from an unfortunate photocopier incident where he was accidentaly cloned during his heroic Navy service. At the time of any offenses he was at Nandos in Slough

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Surely time for Prince Andrew to do another Newsnight interview and clear this whole thing up

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

❄️ White Christmas ft. Michael Gove
🚗 Driving Home For Lockdown
💰 Tory Wonderland

Presenting... Now That's What I Call A Tory Christmas

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Boris Johnson to the voters of North Shropshire

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Last Christmas, Shaun Bailey laughed while you cried.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@PapaJohns The Spicy BBQ Pulled Beef pizza you advertised vs the one I received. Time to switch over to @Dominos_UK

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

This man today addressed British business leaders about the merits of Peppa Pig World.

He is the prime minister of the country.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

This man is the prime minister https://t.co/4tGhk1cTke

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@LewisRhysHill The IT Crowd, Gavin and Stacey, Outnumbered, Peep Show, Black Books

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@JoJoMamanBebe, one of the items in my order arrived damaged and anoter 3 items are delayed. I've tried using your Live Chat but it's been over a week of "we're looking into it" and no updates. What can I do to resolve my issue?

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

caption contest

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@thameswater I'm trying to report a blocked drain. Your website says I should call your helpline. The automated messages on your helpline say I should use the website.

What am I meant to do?

[Kevin Robertson @Digital_Squid]

@Tuffnells Got my automated "out for delivery" email. Nothing turned up on the day (12th Oct) and the tracking info just says it's "arrived at the depot and will be out for delivery shortly". What's going on with my delivery and when can I expect it to turn up?

[Ryan Gittings @RyanGittings]

I wanted to share what I've been working on for the last few months. I've always wanted a pro-level movie and TV tracking app for iOS. So, introducing: Steamboat! 📽