Digital Age Hooker

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

@enigmatic_notes Why the fuck are you asking me?

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

@diewhitegirlz Unfortunately yes

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Got into an accident today but it was fun to see the officers unsure of how to gender me since I dont look like my government info

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Went to the doctor today and had to pay extra to assure a behavior health specialist that im not going to kill myself and that the joke I made on the assessment form was indeed a joke

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

A woman made fun of how Steve Buscemi looked yesterday and I got so upset because he seems sweet and doesn't deserve some one, who wasnt much of a looker herself, talk about him like that

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

I was reading some yaoi and chelle asked why to which I replied "I dont understand how two guys fall in love, all I know is its fascinating they can"

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Do you think Fred and George Weasley from Harry Potter made an every flavor bean "Oops all cum" edition

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Shout out @TGWTEyebrows for this fine wine

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Whenever I feel ugly I just remind myself Im probably like a soviet union 10 and I usually feel better after that and not like im lying to myself

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

My new crowning achievement in life is when a guy was annoying the hell out of us at a bar and when offering us shots I convinced him to get us malort

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Got my palm read today and she said Im not going to struggle for money at some point, I'll have 4 big relationships in my life, with one starting at 28 and lasting throughout my life, also I will not be a firefighter. Come back in 3 years when Im a broke single firefighter at 29

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

At 20 my favorite band was pig destroyer and was in love with my ex from Missouri

Now at 26 I finally saw pig destroyer and immediately once I get home I see her post on her pregnancy progress

There's no real message life's just funny and strange

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Life kinda wild. One minute I'm a guy in a coffee warehouse in Madison with some 30 year old dudes the next I'm in Denver and being told I'm a Devine goddess by a guy who 100% jerks it to mlp and repulses me

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

@ska_girl_summer Me too 😭

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

If this was like 2012 we would have an epic rap battles of history with Pope Leo XIV vs Pope Francis and like half way through Paul would show up and Maybe like more Popes or something and I guess I'm just really disappointed it's not 2012

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

Hey guys just been informed they still make epic rap battles of history and idk i think that's dumb

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

My birthday wish this year is to regain the sparkle I used to see in my eyes

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

@ska_girl_summer Girl you already know what im gonna say

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

People will complain that I'm toxic and unhealthy but they're the ones who aren't following the script I've made in my head

[Digital Age Hooker @Digitaldogz13]

@ska_girl_summer Was it hard?