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Baker, gardener 🦕. Assigned incredulous at birth. Embracing the Loon, I'll leave the swivel eyes to Owls. And just like that, Ultra.

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@FirstDoctor Alcohol sterilises wounds and medical instruments. What do you do, wipe them with a tissue?

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@hewantswealth No, you dingbat. Read it properly.

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@francesweetman £1.70 last time I looked.

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@TheHost_ If you are a teacher who writes 'has leant me' you don't deserve any pay at all. The parents of the children you teach should be demanding your removal.

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@ProfPMiddleton 'I never saw that campervan although I can tell you exactly where it was parked so that I didn't see it'... convincing.

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@larabirdsnp You have taken the oath under a fake name...is that a criminal offence @HoCSpeaker?

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@MrsAstronaut Full fiscal autonomy is SNP policy, as is independence which would require tearing up the funding mechanism for Scotland. You should be celebrating this important step towards independence.

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@DPJHodges Sorry, did you miss the two times he stood for leader and his plotting for the past year to do the job? If he's not prepared he shouldn't be applying. Embarrassing if he's not ready.

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@KeskinensBigToe It's not a decision about Scotland, it's a decision about the UK.

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@MhairiHunter Please feel free to rewrite the constitution of the United Kingdom...it took 800 years, but I guess you'll have it done by Friday.

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@ScotGovFM @JohnSwinney Did you sit down with those wee lassies in Dundee?

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@tom_watson I thought it was appallingly insensitive that Starmer accepted free suits, glasses and concert tickets during a cost of living crisis, but I didn't see your tweet then.

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@tom_watson What are the British best known for these days? Their good humour in the face of adversity. Along comes Tom, clutching his pearls, to take that away from us too.

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@KayBurley Then perhaps you shouldn't have been promoting your mate Andy relentlessly for the past few months?

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@SarahjevsEvans A full-time job.

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@Dykeocletian That'll be on the runway at Heathrow airport...

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@alexberesfordTV As I'm not planning to spend the next three days and nights on the runway tarmac at Heathrow, I'll just enjoy the sunshine, thanks.

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@JohnSwinney It's an isolated incident John. It's an on-going case so you should refrain from commenting. He's probably got mental health problems.
That's your normal response, no?

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@HumzaYousaf Didn't you say those poor wee girls in Dundee who were verbally and physically assaulted were motivated by racial hatred?

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@ForWomenScot God he's a boring, misogynistic prick.